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    Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    Hey, is that a Cingular headset? Can't quite make out the logo?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: It's actually a promotion for the upcoming Blair Witch Project Special Edition DVD.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    I like that the font on Deadspin is now big enough that my grandparents can read my comments.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/08

    @Kid Canada: The font would need to be size "converted into digitized speech and played at 120dB directly into her ear" for my grandmom to have a shot. And then she would still respond, "It really looks windy outside."
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    12/05/08

    @Kid Canada:


    All my grandparents are dead except my anti-semetic grandfather on my mother's side... so yeah, if he can make offensive comments free of retribution this may now be the place for him.


    If you see the handle: "FormerMethodistPreacherAmI," blame the font-change.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/05/08

    @Adonis:


    If he's anti-Semitic, I'm sure my Buby and Zaide will love him.

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    I'm wondering why the fuck Washington hired an Armenian.
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    Outside of being a mime in a blind folks home, or the guy that coordinates victory parades for the city of Cleveland what job is easier then being the USC OC?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/08

    @DumpsterDining: Calista Flockhart's personal chef.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    Sarkisian determined that he needed the pay bump associated with a head coaching position after Vic Mackey and the Strike Team ripped off his California money train.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    In related news, Steve Sarkisian will be named head coach at Oklahoma State in 2013.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    Mike Leach feels used.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    Next offensive coordinator: Will Ferrell?


    Initial success will be hampered when opponents realize he just runs the same plays over and over.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    More importantly, what does his wife look like?
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    12/05/08

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    Clearly this picture was taken as he was looking at the Song Girls....
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    If Will doesn't fuck up the Catalina Wine Mixer, then he can get the job
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Meet Your New Washington Football Coach (Allegedly)
    OJ''s going to handle it as part of a work release program.
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