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    Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino

    Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"

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    Image of Moonshine Mike Moonshine Mike
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Whitlock is crazy but not that far off. Strange Tang has taken me down a few times.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Whitlock was crushed to discover that the piece of golden pie on the other side of the door was not, in fact, lemon meringue.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Just think about that and ask yourself if there is a more powerful force on this planet than Pussy Galore.

    Pussy Galore is only after Moneypenny...

    @JasonWhitlock amidoinitrite?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Joe Eszterhas wishes to option this column into a Uwe Boll-directed film.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Who better to speak on this? Like Pitino, Whitlock also once had after-hours access to a restaurant and ended up with a $3000 plumbing bill.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    08/13/09

    @Royal_Pain: +1
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    "Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Strange Tang, it'd be you."
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Strange Tang.

    And then he had to go and bring up Jonestown.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Jason Whitlock is the Ann Coulter of sports and honestly, it is boring as shit.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Funny you compare Friedan to a sports writer, because I'm pretty sure she was supposed to play Oscar Madison on Broadway, until Simon found out she was female.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/13/09

    @Hatey McLife: Comment of the fucking week.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/13/09

    In reply to Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
    Hamilton was General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorny

    I'm pretty sure Little Bighorny was the star of that midget porn tape I rented last night.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    07/16/09

    In reply to Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"
    I've got to pose a serious question. Are these guys really doing legwork on facebook and myspace? Don't get me wrong, I used to work with a couple finance guys that would line up conference poon on myspace when heading out of town, but do athletes really need to prep? Couldnt they just grab something to go on their way out of the ballpark?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    07/16/09

    In reply to Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"
    And where do these broads buy these clothes anyway? Or do they make them from fabric found around the house, a la Fraulein Maria?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    07/16/09

    In reply to Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"
    All this celebrity death is making Jason question his mortality and place on this earth. I have no doubt he really thinks that way
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"
    I'm sure Jason has uttered the phrase "Officer, I'm just waiting to pickup my niece from cheerleading practice." more than once.
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    07/16/09

    In reply to Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"
    I am beginning to think that Jason has no respect for women and that they are all just whores to him.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/16/09

    @J-No:

    They are all just what to him?
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    Image of redsoxchick redsoxchick
    07/16/09

    @J-No: I've pretty much said this right to him and he's told me I just don't understand what he's writing.

    He makes my skin crawl and it only gets worse with each column he writes.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/16/09

    @Gourmet Spud: WHORES!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/16/09

    @J-No:

    There it is.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/16/09

    @redsoxchick: To be fair, I have not read any of those columns, but honestly, that is some degrading shit. He seems like he is very depressed, doesn't get laid, is pissed that athletes can pick any chick up any time they want and their wives need to get over it because that was the deal they made and the life they settled for when they married an athlete. Oh and jealous and depressed that it isn't him.
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    07/16/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Sorry, I was making a sincere point, so I didn't want to shout WHORES! in the middle of it.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07/16/09

    @J-No: What I think he is is the only sportswriter who accepts that athletes are people too, yet simultaneously believes in the sanctimonious tendencies of his profession. What happens is an interesting mix of "eh, live and let live" and "I am outraged!" It permeates through most of his writing.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I get that they are human, but it almost comes across that they have no control over themselves or their choices. When in fact, they do or should, they are not 5, these are adults.
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