This wise young fella was apparently dared—to the tune of $1,000—to run from the third base foul pole to the Southwest sign in centerfield and back before the cops could reach him. This leads to the question ... what's the going rate for a disturbing the peace charge and a night in jail? I think a good lawyer will cost you at least two grand, so there's your profit margin right there.

If you need more evidence, there's a couple of extra views on YouTube, including one that claims this rube is an elementary school teacher. Say no to drugs, kids!

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Stay tuned for the Late Show with Barry P. This week will end some time. It has to, right?

The zenith of the match was a brief interruption by one American badass female "streaker," according to the eyewitness account. With all due respect, kind reporter man, I take umbrage with your loose definition of what a streaker is. See, streaking doesn't just imply nudity, it damn most certainly demands the uninhibited presence of crotch bits. Anything less than that is a direct pipeline to disappointment.

Don't like it? Take it up with Mr. Dictionary. Now, let's see if we can't fix what you've...
...There we are. Last night's soccer game had a female streaker. The only question left, I suppose, is whether or not you, the reader, would have sex with her if given carte blanche to do as much.

Streaker Takes Pitch In Tampa [Orlando Sentinel]

(UPDATE: We have mugshot. Nice detective work, Reasonable Doubt.)