These Liquid Lapdance Pants Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains

Liquid Lapdance undergarments are "special pants" — "the best strip club invention since the pole" — that make lap dances feel "exactly like sex" for men. The founders are so confident that dudes will be satisfied with/in their product that they offer refunds to those who don't orgasm in their Liquid Lapdance lap dance… » 8/14/13 3:25pm 8/14/13 3:25pm

How Joe Redner Invented The Lap Dance, Built A Strip-Club Empire,…

Plenty in Tampa have said it or at least thought it over the years: mayors and newspaper columnists, city council members and cops, the street preachers who'd picket his business, the television callers who'd threaten his life. But last August this was no longer a question of morality. Joe Redner really was sick. » 8/30/12 5:00pm 8/30/12 5:00pm