The Stupid Barry Bonds Prosecution, In A Stupid Nutshell

As you all know, Barry Bonds was convicted yesterday on a single count of rambling in the first degree. (No, seriously. Seven years of this shit, and that's what they got him on — evading a question he ultimately answered. Aggravated incoherence. A felony charge of Not Being Freaking Pericles in the Presence of a… »4/14/11 11:01am4/14/11 11:01am

Jeremy Shockey Breaks Through New Orleans Douche Levee

This is Jeremy Shockey. You might remember Jeremy from the time you drafted him two rounds too high in your fantasy draft because a) He played in New York, and b) You're subconsciously just a bit racist. Jeremy, seen here trying to convince a woman to go home with him so he can give her Hepatitis Q, has been traded… »7/21/08 3:45pm7/21/08 3:45pm