Deadspin: suggested chat questions

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Pete Gaines — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:00:00 EST

Suggested questions for Monday's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...

• Noon. Women's college basketball with Graham Hays: What's the worst Pat Summitt pun you've heard?
• 1 PM. NFL Blogger Kevin Seifert: Didn't you used to coach the 49ers?
• 4 PM. NHL with Scott Burnside: So is this what passes for NHL coverage on ESPN these days? Do you get paid in Leadership Pickles?

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rickchand — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:10:54 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Fantasy Sports with E. Karabell: Can I have baseball with the movie Legend, please?
• 1 p.m. NFL draft guru Mel Kiper: They're throwing around the word guru pretty haphazardly these days, aren't they?
• 2 p.m. Trainer Roger Mayweather: When have you scheduled your rematch with Zab Judah?

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rickchand — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:10:19 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 10 a.m. Your take with Amy Nelson: Oh, you don't want my take, Amy. Believe me.
• 10:30 a.m. Mike & Mike in the Morning: Since this is a chat, how am I supposed to tell which one is the fat one and which is the gay one?
• Noon. MLB Insider Rob Neyer: Why oh why didn't Jeter use TurboTax as you suggested?

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rickchand — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:10:27 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SporsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Scouts Inc. on NFL losers: Oh bouncing field goal attempt, you are so like life itself. Where will you eventually land?
• 12:30 p.m. Did Madden actually say "Tom Brady is playing the best football of any quarterback ever"? And did Favre begin to cry?
• 2 p.m. Nextel champ Jimmie Johnson: Ever had a drink mixed with a gasoline-powered blender?

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rickchand — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:10:35 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Injury report with Stephiana Bell: It hurts so badly when you deny our love. Won't you make the pain go away?
• Noon. MLB with Jerry Crasnick: How much are season tickets to the Bonds trial?
• 3 p.m. NASCAR with David Newton: I don't care; I'm still calling it the Busch Series. Who's gonna stop me?

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rickchand — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:10:37 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 1 p.m. Baseball insider Keith Law: More embarrassing firing ... Ari Gold by Vinnie Chase, or Scott Boras by A-Rod?
• 2 p.m. SportsNation on ESPN radio: Could you play something by Travis Tritt?
• 3 p.m. NHL analyst Barry Melrose: That whole grabbing-the-crotch thing is why there are no NHL teams in Green Bay, right?

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rickchand — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:10:10 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 10 a.m. Your Take with Amy Nelson: It's the live, in-show chat during ESPN2's First Take! Which you can see on ... your TV? The computer? Help!
• 11 a.m. NFL with Chris Mortensen: Ah, this is more like it. Solid, accessible misinformation that we can all understand.
• 2 p.m. SportsNation on ESPN Radio: What is this radio you speak of? Why can't I get a picture? (Throws against wall).

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rickchand — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:10:49 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon. MLB Insider Rob Neyer: Could we announce the steroids list Academy Awards style, with witty comments by Billy Crystal?
• 12:10 p.m. West Virginia QB Pat White: So how did the Crimson Tide let you get away?
• 2 p.m. NFL draft with Steve Muench: So who is the next big No. 1 bust?

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rickchand — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:08:00 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon. Ex-Viking wide reiever Cris Carter: What do you think of Illinois now, Mr. Buckeye?
• 12:30 p.m. Scouts Inc. on NFL winners: Wait, the Rams are in your section today? What?
• 4 p.m. Golf with Jason Sobel: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Please drop the niblick and have a seat.

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rickchand — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:10:02 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 1:30 p.m. College football with Jim Donnan: I'm late for work; any chance of steamrolling this wrinkled shirt?
• 2 p.m. Baseball with Keith Law: Vernon Wells' blog says that you have no interest in returning to ESPN next year. Discuss?
• 2 p.m. Bracketology with Joe Lunardi: Perhaps it was not wise to bracket my 2006 income taxes?

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rickchand — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:10:17 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Fantasy sports with Cockroft: Pole vaulting with Allison Stokke! Wait, what was the question?
• Noon. NCAA MBB with Andy Katz: Where shall we go when the Mid-Majors rise up and enslave mankind?
• 2 p.m. Inside college hockey: How can you not love a sport the state of Maine dominates?

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rickchand — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:10:30 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Fantasy sports with E. Karabell: As long as Larry Johnson is healthy, my fantasy team is pretty much unbeatable.
• 1 p.m. Football with Mel Kiper. OK, I'll hold it, and you come along and kick it with all your might, OK?
• 2 p.m. Baseball America's Jim Callis: A-Rod to the Mariners? Discuss.

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rickchand — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:10:53 EST

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 2 p.m. SportsNation radio: This is like TV for blind people, right?
• 3 p.m. NBA with John Hollinger: Now do pay attention Agent Zero; this isn't an ordinary pen ...
• 4 p.m. College football with Bruce Feldman: If Rudy were a senior at Notre Dame this year, would he start?

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rickchand — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:45:03 EDT

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Fantasy FB with Scott Engel: Is this the New Nerddom?
• 1 p.m. MLB with Jayson Stark: Could the Expos be brought back? Because A-Rod would like to play in Montreal.
• 2 p.m. Boxing with Dan Raphael: Best boxing chat anywhere, and you can take that to the LAKE!

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rickchand — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:10:00 EDT

Suggested questions for tonight's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon. NCAA football with Pat Forde: What does your wife think of all the Pat Forde groupies?
• 2 p.m. SportsNation on ESPN Radio: Are you wearing pants?
• 3 p.m. NHL with Barry Melrose: Is there shrinkage in hockey?

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rickchand — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:10:50 EDT

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon. NBA Insider David Thorpe: What's it like on the inside? Do you have a shank?
• 1 p.m. Tennis with Peter Bodo: Is this a Nickelodeon children's show?
• 2 p.m. Baseball America's Jim Callis: Is it hard to drive in Boston these days due to all the smug?

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rickchand — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:10:37 EDT

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 1 p.m. Dallas Cowboys' WR Patrick Crayton: A chat? Wouldn't a note on your locker suffice?
• 1:30 p.m. Radio's Colin Cowherd: Are you actually typing your own answers, or are you stealing them from The M Zone?
• 2 p.m. TMQ's Gregg Easterbrook: You reversed yourself on global warming, and on the Jewish movie executives column ... shouldn't you make a beeping sound when you back up like that?

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rickchand — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:10:48 EDT

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Scouts' Inc. on NFL losers: Or as it is also known, The Rams and Dolphins Show.
• 12:30 p.m. Scouts' Inc. on NFL winners: Can Belichick's new nickname be The Great Santini?
• 3 p.m. NCAA BB with Andy Glockner: What have you done with Andy Katz? Where is the body?

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rickchand — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:10:48 EDT

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Fantasy football with Scott Engel: Why must my fantasies all involve Matt Stover?
• 2 p.m. NCAA football with Jim Donnan: Boston College must do down ... can the world handle another unbeaten Boston sports team?
• 3 p.m. Injury report with Stephiana Bell: It only hurts when I laugh. And when I pee.

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rickchand — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:10:39 EDT

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon. Competitive eater Joey Chestnut: We think we've figured out who's been stealing Berman's Hot Pockets from the break room fridge.
• 2 p.m.. SportsNation on ESPN radio: Which one's the gay one again, and which one's the fat one?
• 3 p.m. NHL with Barry Melrose: How come the Bruins haven't been invited to the era of Boston sports dominance?