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    Full Moon Over Chicago

    Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    Check out the ass on that filly.

    -Warren Cromartie.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago

    Just a little subversive Charmin advertising.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    Almost presciently, Devin Hester was wearing a Simon Adebisi beanie underneath his helmet.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    I havent seen that big of a black asshole on TV since they cancelled Quite Frankly.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    Janet Jackson thinks this is derivative.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago

    This happened all the time in the '90s
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    My, my, my.

    Question: did the guy snag his underwear too, or was he not wearing any?

    And, if he wasn't, how did he have his cup on? I thought a jockstrap would be visible in this shot, but I'll admit my knowledge of men's athletic undergarments is purely theoretical.
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    Image of Spielman Spielman
    11/23/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Most players in the NFL don't wear a cup. Or so I've heard.
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    Image of Lemme_Know_Ho Lemme_Know_Ho
    11/23/09

    @Spielman: Yeah, Spielman is right. And I'm pretty sure wearing a cup would make you a tiny bit slower (damn those things were fucking uncomfortable back in the day).
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    11/23/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Well, if you're not going with a thong, you're just asking for visible jockstrap line. And on national TV? Oh, hell naw.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/23/09

    @Lemme_Know_Ho: I... am mildly appalled at this idea. There are three-hundred-pound men flying around on the field trying to hurt you, how can you not wear a cup?

    I'm also shocked that you don't see guys rolling around on the turf in agony more often. "Oh, looks like he just got shook up by that last tackle," as the replay shows a lineman's shoulder driving straight into the groin.
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    Image of The Norv Face The Norv Face
    11/23/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Imagine trying to run in the tightest jeans possible, that was it felt for me when I had a cup on. I took one shot to the groin after I ditched mine. Very painful but it was better than the alternative of running like a rhinestone cowboy.
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    Image of buttons buttons
    11/23/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: The correct euphemism is "he got the wind knocked out of him."
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    Image of Hands Hands
    11/23/09

    @The Norv Face: And for those of you who've never had the pleasure, when you hear an announcer say, "great diving catch"...you have no idea how great it really was.
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    Image of kent002 kent002
    11/23/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Given the inflexible nature of the cup, it can actually cause MORE damage whilst said "big bodies" are flying/rolling around...
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    Image of Lemme_Know_Ho Lemme_Know_Ho
    11/23/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: In reality it's not as bad as you'd think, in terms of getting hit in the junk during normal 'action' of a game. But if you're under a lineman pile or a fumble pile...protect the boys. Thank God I was a wide receiver.
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    Image of Lemme_Know_Ho Lemme_Know_Ho
    11/23/09

    @Lemme_Know_Ho: I'm an idiot. What I meant by the first sentence is that during the normal course of a game you rarely get hit in the junk (unless you're a lineman).
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/23/09

    @buttons: I really should have known that.

    #tips
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/23/09

    @kent002: Huh, I didn't think of that. I guess if someone does score a direct hit it's going to hurt regardless, and an indirect hit might shove the edge of the cup into something soft.

    I can't believe I'm making internet strangers explain male groin safety to me, but I'm grateful for the information.
    #tips
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    Image of Carlos Avalos Carlos Avalos
    11/23/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    bear ass
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    Image of Zulkey Zulkey
    11/22/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    how embearassing
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/23/09

    @Zulkey: Shouldn't you be working on a list of the 19 greatest cameos by politicians in traditional two-camera sitcoms?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/22/09

    In reply to Full Moon Over Chicago
    "I am not having that conversation about dudes' physiques again."
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/23/09

    @Steve U: It's all about body mass, dude!
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    11/09/09

    In reply to Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
    I think they had a mic on Donovan and he was just throwing up again. #almichaels
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/09/09

    In reply to Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
    or one very sick statistician...

    I don't want to reopen this argument, but anyone who believes that PTUI (Pharynx/Trachea Unclogging Index) is a better predictor of throat clearing-success than LOOG (Lung Obstruction Outflow Gradient) is a fool. #almichaels
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/09/09

    In reply to Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
    Brooke Hundley would also like to clear something up, but ProActiv doesn't work on ass acne. #almichaels
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Ha! And you would know!

    Hey everyone, take a look! This guy has zits on his butt! #almichaels
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/09/09

    In reply to Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
    Hold on, hold on, waaaait a minute, time-out! Are you telling me something went wrong during the Eagles game last night? I'd like to challenge that notion. #almichaels
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/09/09

    In reply to Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
    Too bad Madden isn't around anymore. He would have bought all of that guy's klauh kalesh. #almichaels
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