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Oh God, What If The Patriots Win A SEVENTH Title?!<em></em>Today, we’re talking about the Super Bowl, stoner girlfriends, the NBA, and more....

Trey Wingo Gets Far Too Loud As He Defends The Lowest-Scoring Super Bowl EverHours after the end of a terminally dull Super Bowl that only Patriots fans and defensive coordinators could love, the contrarian takes started flaring up—stuff about how the game only sucked if you couldn’t appreciate Bill Belichick’s masterful defensive game plan, or how you needed to be a zone co...

Man Arrested For Allegedly Inserting Porn Clip Into 2009 Super Bowl Broadcast Citing Comcast's "significant economic losses" and the fact that many children were subjected to 37 naughty seconds of pornography during Super Bowl XLIII, federal and state officials announced the arrest of a 38-year-old Marana, Ariz. man last night....

For Those Who'd Like To Do Something Better On Super Bowl Sunday Than Watching Football

It's a non-sports event for Charles Bock, author of Beautiful Children, who's been a surprisingly avid Deadspin supporter. His family's going through a hardship. Modern lit fans and do-gooders should consider attending and/or donating. Thanks for your consideration. [World'sMostLiteraryRentPartyEver...

Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank

It's time for Waxing Off, the Deadspin feature that will go topless if you throw it beads. This Friday's topic: Sports pranks....

Breakfast Fail: Intrepid Reporter Attempts To Eat Five Denny's Grand Slams

Remember the Denny's Super Bowl ad that promised free breakfast to everyone in America? Two million were served on Tuesday between 6 a.m. and 2 p.m., including five to one Chicago Tribune reporter alone....

James Harrison's $800,000 Touchdown

Poker player Phil Ivey bet $800,000 on the Cardinals +3.5 for the first half of Super Bowl XLIII. I believe that is what's known as a "bad beat." [Phil Ivey Rules?]...

TWO FEET DOWN

Steeler Nation sees your one toe and raises you another, Buzzsaw boy. [SteelersDepot]...