Man Arrested For Allegedly Inserting Porn Clip Into 2009 Super Bowl…

Citing Comcast's "significant economic losses" and the fact that many children were subjected to 37 naughty seconds of pornography during Super Bowl XLIII, federal and state officials announced the arrest of a 38-year-old Marana, Ariz. man last night. » 2/05/11 10:30am 2/05/11 10:30am

For Those Who'd Like To Do Something Better On Super Bowl Sunday Than…

It's a non-sports event for Charles Bock, author of Beautiful Children, who's been a surprisingly avid Deadspin supporter. His family's going through a hardship. Modern lit fans and do-gooders should consider attending and/or donating. Thanks for your consideration. [World'sMostLiteraryRentPartyEver] » 1/13/11 12:55pm 1/13/11 12:55pm

Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank

It's time for Waxing Off, the Deadspin feature that will go topless if you throw it beads. This Friday's topic: Sports pranks. » 2/27/09 3:00pm 2/27/09 3:00pm

Breakfast Fail: Intrepid Reporter Attempts To Eat Five Denny's Grand…

Remember the Denny's Super Bowl ad that promised free breakfast to everyone in America? Two million were served on Tuesday between 6 a.m. and 2 p.m., including five to one Chicago Tribune reporter alone. » 2/06/09 2:30pm 2/06/09 2:30pm

James Harrison's $800,000 Touchdown

Poker player Phil Ivey bet $800,000 on the Cardinals +3.5 for the first half of Super Bowl XLIII. I believe that is what's known as a "bad beat." [Phil Ivey Rules?] » 2/05/09 3:15pm 2/05/09 3:15pm

The F. Scott Fitzgerald Super Bowl Controversy That Wouldn't Die

Of all the cockamamie controversies surrounding the Super Bowl ... did two columnists actually criticize sideline reporter Alex Flanagan for quoting F. Scott Fitzgerald? And did Keith Olbermann jump to her defense on his show? » 2/04/09 3:30pm 2/04/09 3:30pm

Troy Polamalu Once Again Stage Dives Into The Waiting Arms Of…

Yesterday's Super Bowl parade in Pittsburgh had the usual accoutrements: black and yellow wardrobes, Terrible Towel waving, and obnoxious yelling. But you don't often see a player give back as much as Troy Polamalu. » 2/04/09 11:15am 2/04/09 11:15am

Take The Money And Run

Man in Steelers jacket robs Pittsburgh bank during Super Bowl victory parade. Is foiled when he and the money are sprayed with, appropriately, red dye. [Pittsburgh Post Gazette] » 2/04/09 11:00am 2/04/09 11:00am

Hey, Did You And I Just Buy Santonio Holmes A New Cadillac Escalade?

Whatever happened to the tradition of General Motors giving the Super Bowl MVP a new car? It happened; it's just that GM wanted to keep the presentation quiet this year. And for good reason. » 2/03/09 6:15pm 2/03/09 6:15pm

Mickey Gets A Booth Review

Santonio Holmes visits Disney World. In exchange, Mickey Mouse will be cited and appear in a Pittsburgh court on possession of marijuana charges. [Orlando Sentinel] » 2/03/09 1:30pm 2/03/09 1:30pm

What Is Up With That Steelers Fight Song?

If you managed to catch any of the Pittsburgh Steelers victory parade today, you might have heard the haunting bass grooves of what might be the worst team fight song of all time. » 2/03/09 1:15pm 2/03/09 1:15pm

New Snack Food Stadium Rises To Challenge Predecessor's Deliciousness

The question we have to ask ourselves is this: How can mankind continue to build bigger, grander snack food stadiums, yet still fail to cure cancer or achieve peace in the Middle East? » 2/02/09 3:30pm 2/02/09 3:30pm

Steeler Victory Parade Is Set ... No Guns, Knives, Nunchucks Please

Yeah, that Steelers victory parade that the city said it couldn't afford? It begins Tuesday at noon at Mellon Arena. [Business Times] » 2/02/09 2:00pm 2/02/09 2:00pm

Santonio Holmes: From Dong To Bong To Rabbit Slayer MVP

Anyone who thinks that Michael Phelps' career is somehow over because of one little indiscretion, need look no further than the current hero of the moment, Super Bowl MVP Santonio Holmes. » 2/02/09 12:15pm 2/02/09 12:15pm

Still Waiting For Larry Fitzgerald Sr. To Spell Anquan Boldin's Name…

"He has the first-ever team to have three receivers — Fitzgerald, Anquan Bolden and Steve Breaston — on a Super Bowl team who each have over 1,000 yards." [Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder] » 2/02/09 11:15am 2/02/09 11:15am