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    Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    Somebody STOLE my fucking Hamels pennant.


    Oh no! What else did they do? Lemme guess. Scratch your CD?

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    I'd like to remind everyone that we're talking about a bunch of college students. I'm guessing mostly guys, so a 12 year old's sense of humor is not that far off.


    Haha college guys are so stupid and unfunny.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    they were probably too busy drowning their sorrows in booze to notice that my cube was becoming increasingly Phillie-fied


    Or they're not nearly as obsessed with the Phillies as the Phillies are with the Mets.


    NY's the only city where people can move to and continue to declare their out-of-town sports loyalties with impunity. Any other burgh and chances you'd find your entire cube on fire one morning.

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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    02/27/09

    @shea_guevara: Nah we're just as bad. For instance, I work with Nikki and piss in her coffee each morning. Now she knows
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/27/09

    @crazyjoedavola:


    That's not Cremora either.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/27/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I think there's too much fan diversity in NY to focus hatred on out-of-town teams en masse.


    F'rinstance, for every Yankees fan who hates the Red Sox, there's a Mets fan (or other type of fan) who wants them to succeed simply because it comes at the Yanks' expense (even if it does puff up general Boston Sports Fan Douchery).


    Whereas in other cities, rooting for your one local team in any given sport is an act of civic pride as much as it is an expression of actual fanhood.

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    Image of FozzieBear FozzieBear
    02/27/09

    @shea_guevara: The two million people who moved to D.C. because they realized that their hometown of Pittsburgh actually kinda sucks would disagree.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/27/09

    @FozzieBear: Weird thing--I know a huge number of ex-Pittsburgh people. Or at least, they compose a large per capita portion of my total friend population for someone who's spent his entire life in NY.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/27/09

    @shea_guevara: It's not that weird, the city of Pittsburgh hemorrhages its young population. THis is also at least half the reason the Steelers' fans "travel so well."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    At first, I thought it read "Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Skank" and was shocked to think that Jenn Sterger and Sarah Spain were contributing to Deadspin.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    Asking women about pranks is like asking Berman about manners, or Mark Mangino to describe his penis.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs and it's great. But you know what the best part of my Friday is? It's for about ten seconds from when I pull up to the internet to when I get to your site. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll scroll down the page, and "Waxing Off" won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that.


    (It's not your fault, Will. It's not your fault.)

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/27/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: +$1.50 in late fees at the public library
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    Image of Her? Her?
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    My older cousins repelled down our four story high school in ninja gear to the second floor. They cut a hole in the library window and shoved dozens of pigeons, pigeons they had captured and fed laxatives to, into the hole in the glass.


    They video taped it, too.


    Greatest. Prank. Ever.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/27/09

    @Her?: Cruelty to animals is fucking hilarious.
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    Nikki sounds like a bitch for liking the Phillies. There I said it.
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    02/27/09

    @RonMexicoKennelClub: I am so sick and tired of hearing people trying to tell me why the Phillies 'chip should make me hate my life.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/27/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: Seconded. I think they're sole reason for winning the World Series is because they thought it would make Mets fans feel sad.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    My ex-girlfriend used to poke holes in my condoms. Hilarity definitely did not ensue.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    Not pictured in Kool-Aid Man photo: David Hasselhoff singing "Looking for Freedom" in a leather jacket with Christmas lights on it.
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    Image of ras_d ras_d
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    waxing off discusses pranks, and there's not single sexy prank in there. I was hoping for something like tiger balm in panties, or roommates exposing their "toys" at baseball games. [shrug] At least the Kool Aid guy was funny.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/27/09

    @ras_d:


    And I'm pretty sure the last one isn't even a prank, but just flat-out theft.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/27/09

    @Civil Negligence: Oh man, my car is gone! I'll get you yet, you sly pranksters.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    "Hey, Kool Aid Man is acting kind of funny."


    "He and Mr. McLife split a case of malt liquor."

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    I believe the proper title of every Waxing Off post should be "intolerable cruelty".
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/27/09

    @Kid Canada:


    But Nikki had her pennant stolen!


    That ranks right up there with the '61 Rose Bowl!

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    Image of GirlsDontKnowSports GirlsDontKnowSports
    02/27/09

    @Kid Canada: Seriously, if you hate it that much, don't read it. It's not like us waxing off girls are going to come to Canada and force you to read it. That would mean going to Canada, something more painful and boring that Waxing Off.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/27/09

    @GirlsDontKnowSports: Do any of them resemble a younger Cathy Jones?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/27/09

    @GirlsDontKnowSports:


    I'm not a quitter - I read every "Purple Prose", too.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    So Will puts on a woman's wig and then blogs by the name Absence Of Alice?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/27/09

    In reply to Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
    Why are Jesus and His quarterback wearing different helmets? And who's blocking Gumby Elmo there? The Lions better sign that guy.
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    Image of drewheyman drewheyman
    02/27/09

    @ScientificMapp:
    Let me break it down for you:


    Alabama helmet is the quarterback.
    Jesus is wearing 75, he's a defender.
    Pink Shirt is halfback.
    Blockhead Gumby is supposed to block Our Lord and Saviour, but Jesus just blew through him before Alabama quarterback can complete the play action.
    Our Lord and Saviour is about to take that ball to the house on a great defensive play.

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    Image of Casey Brock Casey Brock
    02/27/09

    @drewheyman:


    +1 Hail Mary
    +3 Our Fathers

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/27/09

    @Casey Brock: The moral of the story is that the best-laid plays of mice and men gang aft agley when Jesus comes in and screws them up.
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