"A Women Kissing A Nerd," "Beyonce Girating Her Vagina," And Other…

Beyoncé is a "slut." She "gyrated her pelvis," "humping the air for 13 minutes." She "dressed like a stripper" dancing in "erotica fashion." Her "breasts protruded out, her butt almost completely showed." She "showed her vaginal area to all the world." Some people had very different reactions to the Super Bowl than… » 3/14/13 2:30pm 3/14/13 2:30pm

Joe Flacco Was Ready To Leave The Sideline And Tackle Ted Ginn On The…

How does a quarterback, helpless on the sidelines, deal with being on the brink of their first Super Bowl win? Tom Brady turned away, unable to watch. Eli Manning was giddy, probably planning to ride the Teacups over and over again. Joe Flacco? He was planning to cheat. Maybe he is elite. » 2/07/13 11:00am 2/07/13 11:00am

Last Night Was Probably The Closest We'll Ever Get To A Super Bowl…

When the Ravens intentionally took a safety, to give themselves better field position and run a few seconds off the clock, it brought the 49ers to within three points. It was the smart call, but it also raised the possibility of the rarest of all football plays—the fair-catch kick. It's only been attempted a handful… » 2/04/13 3:20pm 2/04/13 3:20pm

Here's Will Ferrell's Bizarre Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Ad That Only…

Will Ferrell's strange Old Milwaukee ads that no one sees are rapidly becoming a Super Bowl tradition. Last year's aired in North Platte, Neb., the second-smallest TV market in the country. Last night's—a solid minute of Ferrell making out with an Asian lady as Chinese music swells and the camera pulls out to show a… » 2/04/13 2:16pm 2/04/13 2:16pm

Takeru Kobayashi Went To Some Bro's Super Bowl Party And Ate An Entire…

This video comes to us from reader Andrew, who attended a Super Bowl party at which professional eater Takeru Kobayashi was the hired entertainment. Here, Kobayashi accepts the challenge of eating an entire Domino's pizza in one minute, a feat he just barely manages to pull off. Kobayashi may be out of the… » 2/04/13 11:40am 2/04/13 11:40am

Jim Harbaugh Wanted A Holding Call On The 49ers' Last Play, And He May…

Here's Jim Harbaugh's response to the 49ers' failed fourth-down play in the end zone, and for once, it's tough to really say he's overreacting. Ravens cornerback Jimmy Smith probably held Michael Crabtree in the middle of his route, and when Crabtree laid out for the catch, he couldn't quite reach the ball. Phil… » 2/03/13 11:20pm 2/03/13 11:20pm

Jim Harbaugh Is Harbaughing Uncontrollably

Jim Harbaugh has tantrums when his team plays well, in regular season games. His only settings are "considering whether or not to have a meltdown" and "having a meltdown." He's currently in "having a meltdown" mode, with the dial inching towards "enraged," probable to reach "apoplectic" before snapping off. He can't… » 2/03/13 8:11pm 2/03/13 8:11pm

Your Cast Of Characters For Tonight's Super Bowl Movie

More than any sporting event this side of Air Bud, the Super Bowl is where we go for cinematic, overproduced sports theater. CBS will have 62 cameras on hand, bringing sweeping panoramas, close-ups, high-definition snot-rockets—everything you could want from a staged drama, except live and unscripted. There's even a… » 2/03/13 4:35pm 2/03/13 4:35pm

"Look At Me, Motherfucker. Look At Me When You Apologize!": Lil Wayne…

DirecTV's Celebrity Beach Bowl is, like most sponsored Super Bowl events in the host city, an overblown branding exercise that could only be interesting to the most naive of hayseeds. There are exceptions, though, like when Lil Wayne has a meltdown on a spectator during a trophy ceremony, Desmond Howard tries (and… » 2/03/13 9:30am 2/03/13 9:30am