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    Oh Look, The X-Games Are On

    A Great White Shark Ate This Man's Hand

    Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth

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    Image of Bea Hate Me Bea Hate Me
    08/01/09

    In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On
    I once mastered the cicadian rhythms of the universe. I would emerge from the ground every 17 years to produce young and make buzzing sounds with my thorax.
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    Steve U promoted this comment Bea Hate Me was starred Bea Hate Me was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/01/09

    @Bea Hate Me: So that was you!
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/01/09

    In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On
    kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts and old folks want to kill themselves for wasting their lives, the end.

    I'm pretty sure this is just the final sentence of The Stranger.
     Reply
    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/01/09

    In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On
    I think this is a good time to mention my charity work with the "Special X Games"

    I officiate three events: Men's Vert Wheelchair, Cerebral Palsy Javelin Throw, and the Smiling Contest.
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    08/01/09

    In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On
    no one watches them on TV because they make kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts and old folks want to kill themselves for wasting their lives

    That's the same justification that was used for canceling Amercia's Funniest Home Videos.
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    08/01/09

    @DirkToberFest: that show's still on
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/01/09

    In reply to Oh Look, The X-Games Are On
    they make kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts

    Similarly, when they broadcast the NFL Draft, kids watching at home try to wear flashy suits and shake hands with people at podiums.
     Reply
    StuScott Booyahs promoted this comment Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/24/09

    In reply to A Great White Shark Ate This Man's Hand
    What's truly inspirational is that he isn't quitting his day job as sign-language translator for Broadway plays.


    I hope the deaf community likes avant-garde!

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    06/24/09

    In reply to A Great White Shark Ate This Man's Hand
    Glenn... the extra "n" is for "nub."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/24/09

    In reply to A Great White Shark Ate This Man's Hand
    The irony is that he's had to give up fishing.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/24/09

    In reply to A Great White Shark Ate This Man's Hand
    Hey, it's still safer and wiser than attending a second Great White concert.
     Reply
    Matt Sussman was starred Matt Sussman was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    This was no boating accident!!!
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    UkraineNotWeak was starred UkraineNotWeak was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Shark like to be in America
    Okay by shark in America
    Everything free in America
    For a small fee in AmeREEEca!
     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of cazart cazart
    02/09/09

    @Kid Canada: The only funny comment on here came from a Canadian. The rest of you SUCK.

    A Top Gunjoke?

    Some lame Spicoli jokes?

    Bethany Hamilton? (Ok maybe a little funny.)

    San Jose Sharks jokes?


    Everyone not named "Kid Canada" has to go do a fucking spreadsheet or something. This is pathetic.

     Reply
    cazart was starred cazart was unstarred
    Image of Ricky And His Sticky Icky Ricky And His Sticky Icky
    02/09/09

    @cazart: West Side Story wins? Really?
     Reply
    Ricky And His Sticky Icky was starred Ricky And His Sticky Icky was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/09/09

    @cazart: Including you?
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    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/09/09

    @Ricky And His Sticky Icky:


    Hard to top Sondheim and Bernstein for comedy.


    @cazart:


    A funny Canadian? Holy shit, that NEVER happens!


    /mike myers, norm macdonald, jim carrey, phil hartman, will arnett, seth rogen, leslie nielsen, martin short, russell peters, kids in the hall...

     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    The Shark retreated after seeing "Stanley Cup Finals" on the shirt of the surfer.
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    02/09/09

    @Karlifornia: He shoots, he scores! +1
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    Jefferson Tardship was starred Jefferson Tardship was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Nazi Shark must have thought the surfboard was some sort of edible plate.


    -Hedberg

     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/09/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1 frozen banana
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Spectacular Sam Spectacular Sam
    02/09/09

    @Weed Against Speed: "I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid back company, so they just said "fuck it, cut em up!"
     Reply
    Spectacular Sam was starred Spectacular Sam was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/09/09

    @Spectacular Sam: So this is the weekly "post your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke" thread?


    "Dufresne.. party of 2. Dufresne… party of 2. And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes."

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/09/09

    @Karlifornia: Indeed it is. This gem comes in handy when my family gets on my case at Thanksgiving:


    I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    Two grand for a Shark's tooth? My necklace from Summer Vacation '98 must be worth MILLIONS.
     Reply
    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/09/09

    In reply to Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
    I'll find him for three, I'll catch him for five, and I'll kill him for ten.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/09/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Okay, okay, I'll throw in the killing for free.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/09/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: The surfer, or the shark?
     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
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