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    NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night

    A Game 5 Without Amare. Tragic.
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    Image of Mr.Boh Mr.Boh
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    I thought Grady Jackson was also implicated in this scandal. I suppose the league got ahold of this file photo and realized that despite taking water pills, there's no way this gentleman has ever attempted to enhance his performance with anything other than giant cheeseburgers.
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    Image of PaintDrinkingPete PaintDrinkingPete
    12/03/08

    @Mr.Boh: What that burger needs is more pickles on top!


    /why the helmet?

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    12/03/08

    @PaintDrinkingPete: So he doesn't hurt himself.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    They couldn't have done this last week before the Bears were humiliated on Sunday night?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    Perhaps a couple injections of Cortisone would ease the pain from their suspensions, because there's nothing performance-enhancing about Cortisone. Nope. None.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/03/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm waiting for the league to ban albuterol.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    I'm a disappointed that it's banned...the drug makers missed out on a golden marketing opportunity with McAllister.


    "Just take one pill, and the Deuce will really be loose!"

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/03/08

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    I was about to make a joke about the Vikings but then I referred to the standings and realized they are actually leading their division.


    /head asplode

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    I hear all the young men, they've been rounded up.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/03/08

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel:


    The league police are out there on the streets

    Make sure the drug laws are not broken

    The new commissioner has got itchy fingers

    All the way from New Orleans to Minnesota

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    Image of Macker12 Macker12
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    Shoot yourself in the leg in a Manhattan nightclub: 4 game suspension

    Take a substance that "can serve as a masking agent for steroids.": 4 game suspension


    Priceless.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/03/08

    @Macker12: Not to nit-pick but one of the suspensions was by a team the other was by the league.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    The Lions were suspended for using players that can serve as masking agents for real athletes.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/03/08

    @Doyle McPoyle: +1
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/03/08

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    Weight-loss supplements?


    From the looks of the Williamses, YOUR DOIN IT RONG.

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    Image of HochuliApology HochuliApology
    12/03/08

    @Clare: its you're! for God's sake.

    /pet peev'd
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/03/08

    @HochuliApology: Looks like someone's unfamiliar with the LOLcat oeuvre.


    [icanhascheezburger.com]

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/03/08

    In reply to NFL Suspends Six Players Under Cover Of Night
    You and you alone are responsible for what goes into your body


    Plax nods, cries, bleeds a little more.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/03/08

    @David Hume: As does Brady Quinn.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/03/08

    @Steve_U: ouchie.
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    Image of Stonecutter Stonecutter
    12/03/08

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    I prefer 6 Hour Power over 5 Hour Energy. It's got electrolytes!
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    12/03/08

    @Stonecutter: 7 minute abs!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/03/08

    @Stonecutter:
    -You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
    -Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
    -Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
    -Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
    -Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
    -I would go for the 7.
    -Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
    -You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
    -If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
    -That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
    -No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/03/08

    @wonderlic---myballs: damnit.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/03/08

    @Return_of_ClintonPortishead: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
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