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    Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Nice to see Jeff working on his Randy Orton pose.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    You know what Sheetz has? Good brewed coffee. Better than 7-11, better than AM/PM, better than Starbucks. (Not better than the Coffee Tree.)


    First time I took my husband back home to Pittsburgh, and he saw a Sheetz he was rendered speechless.

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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    The one on the left looks new (its one of those fancy hands-free models)...so they could have replaced it already.


    /not sayin, just sayin...

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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    I had never heard of Sheetz until the Jeff Reed story, and I'm pretty sure I have a mental block about the name. Sounds too much like "skeeze". Or Skeets. Neither of which makes me want to eat a $1.99 sandwich.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    No mention of what you saw written on the wall in the stall?


    FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE FEBRUARY 25, 2009, 2:15 A.M. SHARP.

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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Did you just call Sheetz a "gas station"? You shut your mouth, Suss. You shut your mouth.


    But seriously, a visit to Sheetz is a cultural experience. I'm pretty sure the Mason-Dixon line runs right through the one in Haymarket, Va., judging by all the mullets and sleeveless flannels.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/26/09

    @Red Sox Monster: Considering the Mason-Dixon line doesn't touch Virginia, that'd be pretty damn impressive.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    I'd actually be more surprised if I didn't see a bearded camera guy in a rest stop bathroom.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Suss, tell me you left a good limerick on one of the stall doors. Preferably something that rhymed "rectal cancer" and "tiny dancer" with "final answer".
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    there's a man with a beard and a camera


    Why was Carmella DeCesare with you?

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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    What does all this have to do with A-rod's cousin?
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    Good reporting, but where's the info on the glory hole situation?
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    I would like to know what rest stop all you guys are having sex in that you need to pick up a condom in the bathroom at a gas station.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    For Suss' sake, thank goodness there wasn't an attractive European chick in Sheetz during his investigative reporting.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    If Sheetz sells Jolt!, then I'm a fan. Otherwise, it's just another lame pretender.
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    02/26/09

    It sells like three hundred kinds of Jolt.
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    02/26/09

    In reply to Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
    • 75 cents for one condom? Well, hell, if I was made of money like that, I could buy a higher quality hooker that didn't require protection.


    It's times like these when you have to ask yourself, "When am I gonna make it back to New Alexandria?"

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    02/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Even though it's over, I'm gonna tell my wife about the affair.
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