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Jose Mourinho Is In Midseason Form As Chelsea Barely Survive Swansea

Chelsea opened their Premier League title defense today with a topsy turvy 2-2 draw against Swansea City. As you can see, Jose Mourinho ain’t too happy about it. Our staff of amateur lip readers concurs that he’s dropping a “Fuck off Michael!”—directed towards referee Michael Oliver—but you could make the case that… » 8/08/15 3:31pm 8/08/15 3:31pm

Swansea Give Up Second Hilaribad Goal Of The Week, Now To Max Power

Fresh off this embarrassing performance Monday, Swansea City keepers are continuing their reign of clearance terror today in the FA Cup. This time, it's Gerhard Tremmel who can't get the ball past League Two side Tranmere Rovers midfielder Max Power. Who coaches these keepers? » 1/03/15 12:03pm 1/03/15 12:03pm

Swansea City's Jonjo Shelvey Scores On Mid-Field Blast

In the first half at Liberty Stadium this morning, Swansea City's Jonjo Shelvey scored from just inside the center circle against Aston Villa. A misfired ball from Ron Vlaar wound up right in front of Shelvey as keeper Brad Guzan was trying to get back to the goal. Shelvey fired a rocket over the retreating Guzan's… » 4/26/14 11:10am 4/26/14 11:10am

Chelsea's Eden Hazard Kicks Ballboy, Is Sent Off From League Cup Semifinal Match

If you thought a League Two side making it to the League Cup final would be the weirdest thing to happen in the semifinals of the Capital One-sponsored English football competition, you'd be wrong. Chelsea, facing a 2-0 aggregate disadvantage on the road in Wales, later found themselves down a man as Belgian Eden… » 1/23/13 4:35pm 1/23/13 4:35pm

Wolverhampton Fans Taunt "Know-Nothing" Coach, Leave And Miss Team's Comeback

When you're a football club in the English Premier League, you're not supposed to lose to teams freshly promoted from the minors. That's what the Wolverhampton Wolves with a 3-0 drubbing delivered by QPR in September. And that's what it looked like the Wolverhampton Wolves were about to do against Swansea City this… » 10/22/11 3:00pm 10/22/11 3:00pm