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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    Placing a distant seventh was Dusty Hill of ZZ Top. #michaelphelps
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    Image of Occam's Racer Occam's Racer
    11/10/09

    @AzureTexan: I ain't askin for much. I'm just a sharp dressed man with cheap sunglasses and a velcro fly. A gimme all your lovin' rough boy doing the tube snake boogie for her pearl necklace. #michaelphelps
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment Occam's Racer was starred Occam's Racer was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/10/09

    @Occam's Racer: Frank Beard? Is that you? #michaelphelps
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    Image of Occam's Racer Occam's Racer
    11/10/09

    @AzureTexan: No man, it's Billy and you always got me under pressure. Now if you don't mind, my legs feel like a pincushion. I'm gonna doubleback to La Grange, get some tv dinners and hit the sleeping bag. I thank you. #michaelphelps
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/10/09

    @Occam's Racer: El Loco! #michaelphelps
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    Sporting a beard and an old-style swimsuit would have been good strategy if he was swimming against the Amish. #michaelphelps
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    Image of Durr T. Sanchez Durr T. Sanchez
    11/10/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:
    But, with all those straw hats floating around - how do you know which one is yours? #michaelphelps
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    UpstateUnderdog promoted this comment Durr T. Sanchez was starred Durr T. Sanchez was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    No, he literally wore a bathing suit made entirely from crushed Olde Style cans. #michaelphelps
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/10/09

    In reply to Michael Phelps Wears "Old-Style" Swimsuit And Facial Hair, Suddenly Sucks
    Was his beard more believable than Greg Louganis's? #michaelphelps
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    MattinglysSideburns was starred MattinglysSideburns was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/28/09

    In reply to Swimsuit Still Has Major Rear Air Conditioning Problems
    It's fun to swim at the Y...M...C....A
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    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    07/28/09

    In reply to Swimsuit Still Has Major Rear Air Conditioning Problems
    The Huffington Post even utilized its seldom used "ass cam" for the occasion.

    Well, Ted Kennedy has been sick since last year.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/28/09

    In reply to Swimsuit Still Has Major Rear Air Conditioning Problems
    Sad? Whimsy?

    Swimsy?
     Reply
    Edited by Gourmet Spud at 07/28/09 9:03 AM Gourmet Spud was starred Gourmet Spud was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    07/28/09

    In reply to Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken
    Those suits had a limited lifespan anyway. The swimmers are wearing them so tight that the seams are splitting left and right. Which, frankly, is kind of awesome.
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    Edited by sarrible at 07/28/09 3:01 AM sarrible was starred sarrible was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    07/28/09

    @sarrible: Whatever, I had a link there. Here it is:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/27/ricky-berens-splits-swims_n_245780.html
     Reply
    sarrible was starred sarrible was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/27/09

    In reply to Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken
    Phelps is cool with the decision as long as you don't take away his bicycle horn and bucket of delicious herring.
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/27/09

    In reply to Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken
    Swimming Records to Never be Made Out of Elbows Again
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    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    07/27/09

    In reply to Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken
    However, the ruling will not take effect until 2010, giving everyone just enough time to set dozens of new, unimaginable records before the ban renders them untouchable forever.

    At least until this girl decides to get into swimming:
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    Edited by X-tacle at 07/27/09 12:29 PM X-tacle was starred X-tacle was unstarred
    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    07/27/09


    @X-tacle:
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    HipHopopotamus promoted this comment X-tacle was starred X-tacle was unstarred
    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/27/09

    @X-tacle: Whatever, she could only swim butterfly anyway.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    07/27/09

    @X-tacle: This is so wrong... so, so wrong. Someone get this commenter a star... or at least a purple horseshoe.
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    Edited by ClickClickThud at 07/27/09 4:09 PM ClickClickThud was starred ClickClickThud was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/27/09

    In reply to Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken
    One thing that wasn't mentioned, is that after the make their way from the water in Rome they will still be able to use the milk of a she-wolf to recover.
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    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/10/09

    In reply to Sandwich Salesman Breaks World Record, Consummates Stalkerish Relationship
    I taped Carrie Prejean's picture to my wall, which help me set a new record in the 100-meter semenfly
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where Is The Brotherly Love?
    If Creative Steps Inc. is upset now, wait until they get served by Ron Santo's attorney.
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    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    07/09/09

    In reply to Where Is The Brotherly Love?
    A smart gun club owner would know how to take advantage of this opportunity.
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