How many people has Sylvester Stallone killed in his movies?

Here's a fun thought exercise for those who partake in late night debates assisted by junk food and a lifting sense of clarity: which action movie star has killed more people in their movies? Is it Arnold or Sylvester? Stallone or Schwarzenegger? This video totals up all the deaths that Sly is responsible for and we… » 3/25/15 11:16am 3/25/15 11:16am

The Expendables 3: An Actor-By-Actor Breakdown

No film series in recent memory relies more on the sheer mass of its cast than the Expendables movies. I've seen the assembled talent referred to as the Traveling Wilburys of '80s Action Stars, but there were only five of those guys. This more resembles the cast of a '70s disaster movie, in which the trailer was… » 8/14/14 12:19pm 8/14/14 12:19pm

Help The Aged. Escape Plan, Reviewed.

It's touching to watch Sylvester Stallone try to act. In his early days with Rocky, the guy had charm, an ability to reveal a light touch beneath his average-palooka demeanor. But in recent years, he's become as rigid as his face: a giant mass of muscles and mumbled words. His soft side all but absent now—and not so… » 10/18/13 10:30am 10/18/13 10:30am

Your Expendables 2 Power Rankings

The Expendables 2 has 11 names on its poster only because there is not room, either in poster space or running time, for 47. It is New Years Eve with testicles. It is the turducken of action movies. Rather than review the film, I thought I'd just rank those 11 names, in ascending order of Expendables 2 badassery.… » 8/17/12 5:35pm 8/17/12 5:35pm

Not-Actual Boxer Inducted Into Boxing Hall Of Fame

Quick, tell me where the International Boxing Hall Of Fame is located. Can't do it? Then, yeah, the IBHOF needs the publicity garnered by putting Sylvester Stallone in there. » 12/07/10 6:00pm 12/07/10 6:00pm

The Worst American Sports Writing: Steve Yanda

Deadspin readers met Steve Yanda this week when he compared the Nationals' winning streak to Bach's Passacaglia and Fugue in C minor (the Nats have not won a game since). But Steve Yanda writes like that all the time. » 8/14/09 1:20pm 8/14/09 1:20pm