U2 Never Gave Their New Album A Chance

I don't want to live in a world where U2 are well and truly irrelevant, and yet I fear I've been living in that world for quite some time. Or at least working there; what we learned yesterday, when Bono and the boys gave away their new album, Songs of Innocence, for free via iTunes to a half-billion people, is that… » 9/10/14 2:58pm 9/10/14 2:58pm

Slightly Creepy Bart Simpson Joins Russian Soccer Club

In some kind of convoluted branding exercise, Russian soccer club Zenit St. Petersburg introduced a slightly off Bart Simpson as its new player today. Synergy! » 9/01/14 4:43pm 9/01/14 4:43pm

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FOX Sports Sends A Message: "We Are Shameless Corporate Whores"

Obviously, the FOX television network is not known for subtlety or restraint when it comes to shilling for its various synerg-tatsic properties, but their ridiculous Avatar promos on Sunday redefined crappy product placement (for crappy products.) » 11/02/09 12:55pm 11/02/09 12:55pm

This Is What You Call The Hebert Salute

Former Saints quarterback Bobby Hebert let the shit-kickin' hillbilly overtake him after the Saints bullied the ball away from Captain Poise Pants to score a touchdown and put the game away. » 10/05/09 6:50pm 10/05/09 6:50pm