Florida State Just Taking A Stroll In Front Of Joe's Crab Shack

We've given Florida State its share of grief today, but it's important to remember that not all scandals are created equal. There are felonies, and there are misdemeanors (though college football coverage often swirls those two together like mixers in a glass). There are the ones that make you say, "Oh my God, that's… » 10/29/14 6:14pm Yesterday 6:14pm

Michigan Gets Asses Kicked After Defacing Spartan Stadium With Spike

Can we talk about how weird and stupid this is? This is the Michigan Wolverines football team—awful in every way, from the tactical to the executive to the medical—shoving a spike into the Spartan Stadium turf and celebrating like a bunch of morons just prior to getting their shit kicked in by Michigan State 35-11. » 10/26/14 1:56am Sunday 1:56am

DeSean Jackson Scores 81-Yard Touchdown, Taunts Former Team

As you may have heard, DeSean Jackson played for the Philadelphia Eagles for six seasons before he was rather unceremoniously released by the team in the offseason, and Eagles fans were none too pleased to see him return to Philly today. But Jackson just housed a long, game-tying touchdown on his former squad's home… » 9/21/14 3:54pm 9/21/14 3:54pm

Matt Simms Celebrates Touchdown Pass With Salsa Dancing

Fans who tuned into tonight's Big Apple Derby between the Giants and Jets might have expected to see some salsa dancing from G-Men receiver Victor Cruz. That didn't happen, but the Jets' scrub QB Matt Simms filled in the gap with some terrific white dude moves after a late-game touchdown heave to Greg Salas. » 8/22/14 11:53pm 8/22/14 11:53pm

Man On Twitter Deftly Trolls Gun Nuts

Today, after yet another school shooting, some gun nuts with access to Twitter barfed out one of their three or four defensive responses in these situations by channeling Charlton Heston and daring the vast expanse of the internet to take their guns away. One guy on Twitter found these people—some who had tweeted… » 6/10/14 8:31pm 6/10/14 8:31pm

L.A. Kings Put Will Ferrell "Go Kings Go" Video Sign Outside MSG

There is a monstrous video screen with Will Ferrell's mug shouting "Go Kings Go," and other ravings about losing his mind, in the shadow of the Empire State Building. The video screen is on the corner of 33rd and 7th avenue, one of the busier intersections in New York. For those unfamiliar with the city, that means… » 6/07/14 11:03am 6/07/14 11:03am

Kentucky Fan Living In Louisville Dorm Is Expertly Shamed By Neighbors

This, from Reddit's college basketball subreddit, is a shining example of how college dorm residents should deal with neighbors who are fans of a rival team. Louisville may have been bounced from the tournament by Kentucky this year, but this coordinated act of shaming just about makes up for that. » 4/08/14 3:44pm 4/08/14 3:44pm

Why Is The NFL Getting In Bed With Football's Infamous Troll Scout?

This afternoon, an article underneath former Pro Football Weekly senior editor Nolan Nawrocki's byline was published on NFL.com. The article is, ostensibly, a listicle detailing the "character issues" of a few top NFL draft prospects, and in its irresistible clickiness, in its eagerness to be argued with, the damn… » 2/17/14 6:35pm 2/17/14 6:35pm