Spirit Airlines Graduates From Hornball Puns About Oral Sex To Hornball…

The crappy budget carrier, known for its studiedly edgy marketing tailored to the Cocks-hats-and-Rohypnol crowd, is now cracking wise about the BP oil spill: "Check Out The Oil On Our Beaches." Seriously? Who besides Joe Hazelwood is this supposed to appeal to? [Sparty & Friends] » 6/22/10 3:50pm 6/22/10 3:50pm

Five Guys Is Good, Just Ask Phil Mickelson

Remember how Phil Mickelson wouldn't stop prattling on about Five Guys last week at The Players? "Best burger I've ever had," he said. Yeah, turns out Lefty owns rights to Five Guys franchises in Orange County. [Sports Biz, via WUP] » 5/12/10 10:15am 5/12/10 10:15am

Washed-Up Coach Reduced To Shamelessly Peddling Crap On Twitter

Judging by his Twitter account, Florida Atlantic's Mike Jarvis is now a celebrity spokesman for something called the EnergyCare Dream Pillow, which apparently worked so well for Jarvis that he slept through an entire basketball season. [@coachmikejarvis] » 5/11/10 5:15pm 5/11/10 5:15pm