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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    "If ya can bite 'em, dress up like a lady" - Marv
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    ...preparing to "work his rookie magic"

    I remember the days of trying to work some rookie magic. I had no control over my magic wand and usually cast my spell at a most inopportune time.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/10/09

    @David Hume: I've told you a thousand times that the Harry Potter books are not pornography.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    The surest sign you are picking up a classy tranny is if she is carrying some kind of mysterious opaque plastic bag.
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    09/10/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:

    Pretty sure you don't get to see the bag that they're carrying until it's too late. Not that I'd know or anything.
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Similarly, my wife lets me "work my rookie magic" around the house during the evenings of even numbered Thursdays.

    //Checks calandar

    ///YES!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Meanwhile, rookie fuck David Pierce is pacing timidly on the set of Stag Party 357.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions... which are weird and deeply confusing.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    The South African Track Federation wonders how fast David Price's 100 metres is.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/10/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: That's awesome.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    After an hour in a room together, Starbury and my girl finally agreed that those shoes and that dress are different shades of pink.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Eddie Murphy just called Lorne Michaels to see if he still has those Yankees season tickets.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    If they really wanted to make it uncomfortable for Price while he's in New York the vets should make him dress up like David Berkowitz.
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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Here's rookie fuck David Price

    Says the guy who used a Banana Republic ad as his Deadspin intro picture.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    Dress on loan from the Alex Rodriguez Collection.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/10/09

    In reply to If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
    "Hi there, gorgeous. Ever gone out with a Yankees third baseman?"
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/07/09

    In reply to A Starburst Is Born
    At Mardi Grad, my buddy vomited rainbow sherbet all over me, and next thing I knew, I was being sued by Ryan Braun..
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/07/09

    In reply to A Starburst Is Born
    Sort of like the difference between a Starburst and a Mamba: One is tasty and one is gross.
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