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    Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Ashton Kutcher is ready to lynch those assholes doing construction work at 7:30 a.m. next door to his gigantic mansion. HOW CAN HE GO ON LIVING LIKE THAT?!?!?!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Well Tanya, there are other, more mature ways to voice displeasure at my playlist.


    And for the record, at lot of people really liked "Stev D's Euro-Pop New Years".

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    We got the makings of Waiting to Exhale II.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    One other thing you should know about Tanya: she don't like people playin' on her phone!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    I do not envy the people who had to break up that fight.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    MediaTakeOut.com's snitches out in South Carolina just caught wind that NFL baller Richard Seymour of the New England patriots wife who is also his high school sweet heart & the mother of his 4 kids - Tanya Seymour was just arrested.


    Hey asshats, a comma is your friend, you should use one now and then.

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    Image of OhNoonan OhNoonan
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    If you say his last name first, then use the abbreviation for his first name... it's Seymour, Dick. Just sayin'...
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    01/30/09

    @OhNoonan: Lucius (Seymour) Pusey doesn't get the joke
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/30/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:


    ooo so yall mother fuckers dont have shit else to say bout me huh... damn you know the funny thing is that mother fuckers like yall wont have the balls and say it to my face.. when i make it to the league i willshoot a middle finger at yall and say fuck all my haters.. i am the realest, and my name is Lucius Seymour get it right.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    when keepin' it real goes wrong
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Section 16-3-220 from the South Carolina Code of Laws covering Offenses Against the Person:


    Fouling the Rifleman in the act of shooting a 3 shall result in 4 points being assessed against your ass.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Don't feel bad for Richard Seymour, in retrospect the time I had to bail my then-girlfriend out of jail was one of the most hilarious days of my life.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    This is worse than that time Youkillis' wife was charged with second-degree kvetching. Oh, what a plotz!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    mother of his 4 kids - Tanya Seymour


    Tanya's clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Is it really that hard to find a trophy wife in Boston?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/30/09

    @twoeightnine: Yes. Yes it is.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    01/30/09

    @twoeightnine: yes, all the college girls just want one-night hookups. no marriage.


    it's a real shame. not for me, but i'm sure for other people it's a real shame.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    1st degree Lynching involves being an overrated, probably white, safety.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/30/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I thought it involved using narrative structures suffused with dream logic and bizarre visual imagery?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    In related news, Gisele stole Kate Moss' cigarettes and Karolina Kurkova totally saw it and told Kate and then they all blew rails.
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