Video: Bears Fan Tasers His Packers-Fan Wife To Settle A Bet

Finally, video has emerged of Bears fan John Grant using a stun gun on his wife, after he won a bet on the outcome of last week's Monday Night Football game. (She's a Packers fan, you see.) » 11/11/13 6:25pm 11/11/13 6:25pm

Redskins OL Trent Williams Will Miss The Pro Bowl Because A Nightclub…

Yesterday, the Vikings announced that Matt Kalil would be taking over for Redskins offensive lineman Trent Williams in this Sunday's Pro Bowl. The Vikings couldn't supply any details and, as the Pro Bowl is an especially inessential exhibition, some speculated that Williams was merely resting from injuries incurred… » 1/26/13 9:30am 1/26/13 9:30am

Cowboys Fan Didn't Just Taser A Jets Fan; He Tasered A Marine On 9/11

The Cowboys still fancy themselves "America's Team," but there are very little in the way of patriotism requirements to root for them. Leroy McKelvey of South Carolina is the man who somehow brought a stun gun into MetLife Stadium, and tased three fans in his section at halftime. One of them a marine who had chastised… » 9/13/11 10:05am 9/13/11 10:05am

Youth Football Coach Gets Tased Three Times After Choking A Kid, Police…

Here's how Corriher-Lipe Middle School head football coach Douglas Pruitt explains what happened between assistant coach Jared Gallagher and a 12-year-old player this week in Rowan County, N.C.: » 8/27/11 3:30pm 8/27/11 3:30pm

Russia's Leading Scorer Tasered For Giving Jersey To A Fan, Then Police…

Zenit St. Petersburg striker Danko Lazovic wanted to give some fans a meaningful souvenir—his shirt—after his team's 2-0 victory against FC Volga on Saturday. Instead, the Russian police decided to give him a meaningful burn on his side. Then they said it never happened, as you'll hear in the above video. » 6/21/11 9:45pm 6/21/11 9:45pm

Taser Porn: Man Dodging Traffic Requires More Than A Few Shocks

Pontiac, Mich., former home of the Lions and current home of...this guy, who for whatever reason thought it'd be fun to play Frogger. Fortuitously, news cameras were there to capture his tasing, handcuffing, tasing, additional tasing, and eventual subdual. » 3/10/11 6:25pm 3/10/11 6:25pm

Vikings Defensive End Gets Arrested, Released, Tased, Then Arrested…

Last year, Everson Griffen was a fourth round draft pick out of USC. The rookie defensive end played in 11 games for the Minnesota Vikings this season. But who cares. Check out what he did this weekend. » 2/01/11 9:15pm 2/01/11 9:15pm

Oregon State Lineman Gets Naked, Tased

The college football arrest of the year award was handed out early, as a Beaver freshmen snuck into a house, stripped nude, and attempted to tackle officers. » 8/23/10 5:30pm 8/23/10 5:30pm

Now They're Tasing Fans At Minor League Baseball Games

Another cop tased another unruly sports fan on Saturday, this time at a Daytona-Fort Myers Class A game. Between this and the explosions, minor league baseball is starting to resemble Greek basketball far more than anyone should be comfortable with. [Busted Coverage] » 7/19/10 2:40pm 7/19/10 2:40pm

Which One Of These Geniuses Do You Think Ran Onto Wrigley Field…

"Dude" or "Sweet." Take your time. Think it over. Would "Dude," with his tilted hat, be brave enough to do it even though he doesn't appear to be wearing enough sunblock? Or will "Sweet" do the honors? » 5/29/10 2:10pm 5/29/10 2:10pm

Another Fan Gets Tasered, And This Time It's A Player's Dad

Why yes, astute police blotter readers, that was the father of Boston's Marquis Daniels getting removed from his seat, Tasered, and arrested during last night's game. » 5/19/10 4:00pm 5/19/10 4:00pm

Drunk Golf Fan Taunts Tiger, Gets Tasered At The Players Championship

Travis Parmelee was arrested for disorderly intoxication and summarily tasered by police officers yesterday at the second round of The Players Championship "after he refused to stop heckling Tiger Woods." A Drew Magary fan or regular Hawaiian-shirted, mustachioed hero? [Daily News] » 5/08/10 4:10pm 5/08/10 4:10pm

Copycat Who Ran On Field During Phillies Game Contrite, But Wanted To…

Tom Betz AKA DJ Greaseboner spoke to the media about his failed attempt to get himself tased as an act of solidarity or protest or something equally moronic. [NBCPhiladelphia] » 5/06/10 4:00pm 5/06/10 4:00pm

This T-Shirt Is Not Torn And Frayed: Got Drunk, Got High, Got Tasered

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day » 5/06/10 10:20am 5/06/10 10:20am

Dear Philadelphia Fans: Tase Yo'selves Before You Wreck Yo'selves

It seemed a bit excessive to zap the towel-waving teenage scamp at CBP, but the black hearts of Phillies fans really could use some seizure-causing high voltage right now. » 5/05/10 6:00pm 5/05/10 6:00pm

Last Night's Winner: Philadelphia Bloodlust

In sports, everyone is a winner - some people just win better than others. Like Philly's desire to Taser this copycat attention whore who ran onto the field, which is actually better than he deserves. » 5/05/10 10:45am 5/05/10 10:45am

And Now, The Taser Video You've All Been Waiting For

Ah, baseball. The crack of the bat. The feel of the grass. The smell of burning hair, as 1200 volts of electricity course through a 17-year-old's nervous system. » 5/04/10 11:10am 5/04/10 11:10am

It's Taser Giveaway Night In Philly — Whether You Want It Or Not

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 5/04/10 9:00am 5/04/10 9:00am

Another, Closer Look At The Jets Fan's Exciting Arrest

If we look at the reverse angle replay it's still not clear if Jets fan Patrick Mallon was given a small jolt from an Indianapolis police taser or not. Either way, he's showing tremendous poise under the circumstances. [YouTube] » 1/27/10 10:00am 1/27/10 10:00am

Jets Fans Don't Fare Much Better Against Indianapolis Police

Everyone expects sadistic fascist police action in San Diego, but surely the good Midwestern people of Indianapolis (a.k.a., Real America) would welcome visiting football fans with open arms? Or you know....taser them in the parking lot. » 1/25/10 10:30am 1/25/10 10:30am