Canada Wins The World Cup Of Hockey, WhateverBarry Petchesky9/30/16 10:15am1125EditPromoteGo to permalinkTo no one’s surprise, Canada are World Cup champs, besting Team (non-Swedish, non-Russian, non-Finnish, non-Czech) Europe in two straight finals games to lift the...trophy? Ribbon? Decorative gourd? Probably a trophy, right? But it was at least a little tougher than everyone figured.