Fabregasted!

David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.
Let's just say I was due.
If Martina Hingis had wandered onto my London flight naked and slathered in Toblerone, rocking a gram of cocaine and offering to induct me into her Mile High Club, I still would have been due. It wasn't even the hour and a half wait on… » 11/05/07 10:35am 11/05/07 10:35am