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In case you were wondering, we're a couple more Broncos wins and one major scientific breakthrough from actually finding out.

The answer to the question you didn't know you were asking.

We get a lot of questions at the Deadspin Funbag, but the question we were asked most often during this NFL season was some variation of the following:

The spiritual and genetic descendant of this and this.

The National Football League has gone ahead and filled in what was really the only remaining question in global Tim Tebow coverage: Hypothetically, what would Tim Tebow's spawn look like were he to procreate with the weirdest array ever of female celebrities and public figures ever? Hypothetically.