The United States Does Not Have An Official Language, No Matter What…

The establishment of an official language has long been a political flashpoint. Though it was once a favored cause for Presidents of generally good repute, it's now mostly a topic invoked to effortlessly rile up nativists and a touchstone for people hell-bent on alienating furr-uh-nurrs. Ordinances have been passed and … » 3/09/13 10:05am 3/09/13 10:05am

93 Years After His Death, Teddy Roosevelt Finally Wins The Presidents…

This is a great day for America. What, the presidential debate tonight? Psh. No, it's because Teddy is finally off the schnide, having won his first-ever Presidents Race after 525 consecutive losses, thanks to some assistance from a faux-Phillie Phanatic. Ryan Zimmerman then homered to lead off the next inning and tie… » 10/03/12 2:20pm 10/03/12 2:20pm

This Evening: A Monkey Jumps Out Of The Stands To Thwart Teddy…

Your p.m. roundup for Aug. 17, the day we received crucial life lessons from Conan the Barbarian. Video via DC Sports Bog. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 8/17/11 6:15pm 8/17/11 6:15pm