John Tavares Would Like To Show You His Disgusting Tooth Implants

We all kind of cringed/wretched a little bit when Islanders captain John Tavares yanked out one his front teeth right there on the bench a few weeks ago. So (ugh) let's re-live (gulp) it by checking out (covers eyes) what his mouth looks like now (runs away from computer). » 10/23/13 5:37pm 10/23/13 5:37pm

Gahhh Look At This Horrible Injury Suffered By Seahawks Wide Receiver…

Seattle wide receiver Doug Baldwin didn't play in the Seahawks' week three win over the Packers—you know the one—because of what was generally described as a "shoulder injury." The Seahawks listed Baldwin as "questionable" as late as game day. That's the injury Baldwin almost played with over there, tweeted out by Baldwin… » 2/23/13 9:30am 2/23/13 9:30am

Euro Golf Fan At Medinah Celebrates Ryder Cup Win So Hard His Tooth…

Yesterday's Ryder Cup meltdown at Medinah—already the fodder for Taiwanese animation mockery—prompted rowdy European fans to go crazy in their celebration of what the British press is already calling one of the great sports comebacks in history. We don't blame the Euros for getting excited, but we do hope this man… » 10/01/12 3:35pm 10/01/12 3:35pm

Will ESPN Walk Away From Rick Reilly And His $3 Million Contract?…

Since 2007, Rick Reilly's "ridonkulous" ESPN contract has been the envy of sports journalists everywhere: He reportedly earns $3 million a year or so to do … whatever it is he does. Write a bunch for the site! Appear on TV! Go on the radio once in a while! Tweet photos of his wife! » 4/10/12 3:50pm 4/10/12 3:50pm

Tooth Fairy Inflation Will Leave You Dead And Broke

My kid lost her first tooth a while back. The tooth was a stubborn little bastard, sitting there wiggling for weeks before finally breaking away from her gums and dangling there by a small thread of connective tissue. My kid refused to give the tooth one final yank to get it out, which drove me nuts. All I wanted to do … » 3/12/12 4:20pm 3/12/12 4:20pm

A.J. Daulerio Is A Freakshow Of A Human Being

We're roasting our former editor A.J. Daulerio, who has moved across the room to edit Gawker, a short-form e-book publisher. If you have an A.J. story to share, or if you would like to participate in some other way, please email craggs@deadspin.com. Lightly sourced slander is welcome. Our guest now is Drew Magary. » 1/05/12 6:00pm 1/05/12 6:00pm

A Reminder: Rick Reilly Promised To Eat Things Stuck In Your Carpet If …

Rick Reilly, Aug. 30: "Peyton Manning will keep his streak alive. If you think he's going to miss a start because of a neck problem, you've been chugging paint thinner. This guy hasn't missed a start since 1994 at Tennessee. Do you know how long ago it was when Manning didn't start for the Colts? Google was two days… » 9/06/11 1:30pm 9/06/11 1:30pm