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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Uh... yeah.... I was talking about.... blogs...

    - Dan Shaughnessy
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    "Woody Paige, the orange person always yelling on your television set..."

    Woody Paige is the largest and most annoying Oompa-Loompa in history.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Step 1: Open up a coffee house named "Mom's Basement."
    Step 2: Put up a sign which reads: "No underwear, no service."
    Step 3: Charge ridiculous hourly rates for wi-fi.
    Step 4: Profit!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    A request for the I-Team - investigate the origin of the "mother's basement" cliche. I'm genuinely curious.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/20/09

    @Steve U: Suss, your rebuttal?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I'm more of a dungeon tape kind of guy, as long as it is made by 3M.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    "But mom does so much more than my laundry."

    - Oedipus
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I bet that blogger makes Smurfette one very happy, very satisfied... Smurf.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Fuck you, Woody. Seriously. You are an irrelevant joke and there is infinitely more talent and humor within these very comments.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/20/09

    @ArkansasFred: Most of these comments.
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    11/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No. All of them. Even the spam bots and FIRSTIES!!!!!! and compulsive Big Lebowski quoters.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/20/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1. Mark it, Dude.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    These made me think on Drew in tighty whities. Then I vomited and passed out.
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    11/20/09

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    The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers

    Phew! For a second there Levon Helm was going to file a new lawsuit against Robbie Robertson.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I am glad it's not Drew critiquing writers for repeatedly using the same tired jokes. poo.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    "Critics have portrayed [bloggers] differently: the rabid fan sitting at a computer in his parents' basement, in his pajamas, spewing opinion."

    You should see what else is spewing other than my opinion when mom's at her Bridge Club.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I give my opinion, which is based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation,

    I've been a Denver Post Subscriber for years and know this is bullshit.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Serious question....why don't any bloggers wear any fucking clothes? Is this how it is at Gawker, bunch of people walking around in their skivvies? I also find it disheartening that given I've always lived in California and never had a basement, I can't officially start a blog. Dammit.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    11/08/09

    In reply to Chelsea! Man U! Dental Hygiene!
    His favorite baseball player? Turk Wendell. #soccer
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