Elijah Dukes Blends Right Into Dominican Baseball

If you thought Elijah Dukes would sit on his laurels and be happy with a first round SHOTY victory, then you sir, are a Rays fan praying to God he doesn't do anything stupid. Your prayers haven't been answered, but are very important to us and will be answered in the order they were received. » 12/01/07 1:20pm 12/01/07 1:20pm

This stuff's normal, huh?