<![CDATA[Deadspin: televised nudity]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: televised nudity]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/televisednudity http://deadspin.com/tag/televisednudity <![CDATA[Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe]]> How are Australian and American football different? Down Under, the ball is larger, the field is round, and the players don't wear helmets. Any similarities? Well, on both continents, footballers have no problem showing their wang on live TV.

Tim Orchard, who plays in Tasmania's State League, has reportedly been suspended after whipping out his bits in front of a live TV audience. Orchard found himself in the background of a locker room interview with his teammate, when he figured, "Maybe the folks at home would like to see my wiener?" and the rest is history. Of course, unlike Minnesota's Visanthe Shiancoe—who simply suffered a towel malfunction before a post-game shower—Orchard was fully clothed. So he was willing to go that extra mile to make sure that the world got a glimpse of his junk. Hopefully, he will bring that determination to his upcoming "professional counseling."

The images are all censored so no word on whether Australian Rules players also eschew padding down there.

Aussie Rules Football Player Tim Orchard Flashes His Penis Live On Air [Sports Rubbish]
Footballer suspended for flashing on TV [ABC News]
Club to act on football flash [Tasmania News]

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5300065&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[FOX Broadcasts Some Viking Locker Room Dong]]> Thanks to everyone that sent us pics of this. It's hard to get emotional about Vikings head Brad Childress' son going into the Marines when there's all this flaccid black cock staring me in the face. Pretty sure Heidi Klum has the same problem when she's taping Project Runway, but we're getting off-topic. I'm not sure if this was in the Vikings' locker room after their win against Detroit or if this came from one of those cruise ships in 2005. This would be a good time to point out that, yes, the images after the jump are not safe for work.

Here we go.

Man, I'd hate to be Chris Cooley right now. But who is it? KOGOD thinks it might be this guy, but I really can't tell at all. Either way, I sure hope Coach Childress doesn't catch wind of any of this.

Whoops. The weekend's almost over, people. Enjoy your penis while you can, and thanks a ton to everyone that sent in images!

Censored image via the delightfully puritanical TSB

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