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    Image of brentalan77 brentalan77
    10/27/09

    In reply to Andre Agassi, Tweaker
    Next in tennis tell-alls: is Michael Chang gonna have to choke a bitch?
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/28/09

    @brentalan77: Again? #andreagassi
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/27/09

    In reply to Andre Agassi, Tweaker
    That's the name of the game! #andreagassi
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    10/27/09

    In reply to Andre Agassi, Tweaker
    No wonder Brooke couldn't have a baby by him. His sperm slept 14 hours a day and only had three teeth. #andreagassi
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    10/27/09

    In reply to Andre Agassi, Tweaker
    The best Andre Agassi story?

    The night he was supposed to go out to dinner with then-wife Brooke Shields' castmate David Strickland, but ended up leaving the guy hanging. #andreagassi
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    Raskolnikov promoted this comment Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/27/09

    In reply to Andre Agassi, Tweaker
    Shields claims she hated when Agassi's drugs wore off, because he was Suddenly Snoozin' #andreagassi
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Unhappy With Fellow Witness Serena Williams
    Coming soon to Lifetime, Dakota Fanning stars in "Jehovah's Witness for The Prosecution..."

    OK, Matilda, now show us on the doll where Jehovah touched you."
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Unhappy With Fellow Witness Serena Williams
    Serena's words make baby Jehovah cry.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Unhappy With Fellow Witness Serena Williams
    Oh come on. Like none of you have ever said something along the same lines to the bitch who fucked up your order, AGAIN, at Peking Wok.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Unhappy With Fellow Witness Serena Williams
    Serena Williams threatened a line judge with a dose of Jehovah's Witness authority yesterday

    No, she threatened her with a tennis ball. Come on people, pay attention.
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/16/09

    @This is my Star: Apparently, you didn't read the part where God shoved a Penn 4 up Job's ass.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment AC_Greens_Virginity was starred AC_Greens_Virginity was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/16/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: Wasn't that Sodom, actually?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/15/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
    Roger then slipped on his abnormally narrow and pointy Pumas, headed out to a cafe and smoked nine hundred skinny cigarettes and drank 2 bottles of red wine.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/15/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
    Jesus, it's not like the guy tried to take all those gold teeth your grandfather acquired from the Nazis.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatro Cinco Pedro Cuatro Cinco
    09/15/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
    That was the most interesting thing he has ever done.
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    Rhymenocerous promoted this comment Pedro Cuatro Cinco was starred Pedro Cuatro Cinco was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/15/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
    You mean to tell me the Swiss actually know how to curse? I was hoping for an "I don't give an asshole what he said!" or some other adorable Bartokomousian malapropism.
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    09/15/09

    @ArkansasFred: Despite his slick public persona, Fed makes a habit of bitching out umpires when he's losing. When he lost badly to Gonzalez at the Masters a couple of years ago, the mikes caught him sneeringly ranting at the ump: "Oh, don't give me that shit...." before they cut to commercial.
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    09/15/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
    This is the first time I've ever heard an athlete say shit with a long e sound but not end with an 'it'
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    Image of NotMyFirstRo-Day-O NotMyFirstRo-Day-O
    09/15/09

    @TT-Zop: Detective Bunk has no idea what you're talking about.
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    Kid Canada promoted this comment NotMyFirstRo-Day-O was starred NotMyFirstRo-Day-O was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/15/09

    @NotMyFirstRo-Day-O:

    Think you mean Clay Davis.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/15/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?
    Turns out Roger was having an affair with the Umpire. He followed up this rant by saying, "I won't be ignored, Umpire" and slaughtering his daughter's pet bunny named Volley.
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