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Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks


Last we'd heard from Terrell Owens, he was angrily unleashing his lawyers upon the BangBros. after his photo "accidentally" showed up in the promo for "Spring Break Ass," the story of a spunky college co-ed and her fluffy badonka-donk's Miami misadventures. More »

4:30 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By DAULERIO
16,524 views, 62 comments

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Terrell Owens Might Have A Future In This Film Business

So, remember that Terrell Owens porn film cameo that had everyone up in arms? Owens' representatives desperately tried to make everyone take it down — us included — and did all they could to sweep it under the rug. But is Owens more involved with the porn world than we thought? A recent interview with ESPN's Sam Alipour raised a couple of questions. More »

12:35 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Leitch
14,414 views, 58 comments

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T.O. Goes After The Dirty.com


Now, there is no longer any doubt that Terrell Owens "accidentally" showed up in a frame of the BangBros. "Spring Break Ass" pictorial, as proven by a curt little letter from his attorney, Alan M. Lerner, obtained by TMZ.com, to TheDirty.com. More »

11:10 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By DAULERIO
53,001 views, 95 comments

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Terrell Owens Disappears From Porn Film


Yesterday, as photos of what appeared to be Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens in the background of the BangBros. com's "Spring Break Ass" circulated, there were questions about whether or not it actually was the Terrell Owens. There were no mentions in any mainstream media outlets (except one) and the Rosenhauses were much too busy getting ready to fleece NFL teams in the draft to respond to phone calls about such matters. More »

2:20 PM on Wed Apr 23 2008
By DAULERIO
75,168 views, 95 comments

Latest by n/a: Accidental B.J.? more »

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Terrell Owens: Thespian

Terrell Owens, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver and suicide survivor, is a man who's always had a flair for melodrama. Now, the Pro Bowl receiver will get to utilize some of those off-the-field skills in an upcoming sitcom starring ex-Public Enemy hype man and reality television star, Flavor Flav. The show, "Under One Roof," stars Flav as an ex-con who moves in with his "rich uptight brother", according to YouBeenBlinded. It's safe to assume all kinds of Fresh Prince-style wackiness ensues. More »

3:45 PM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By DAULERIO
4,345 views, 70 comments

Latest by shawnkemp40: Too bad Alfonso Ribiero can't make an appearance. You know...because of the broken neck he suffered while break dancing. more »

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Barry Bonds Is Not A Good Influence On Terrell Owens

Here's video from TMZ of Barry Bonds and Terrell Owens partying it up in Vegas. I'm not sure what the green liquid is — TMZ says it's absinthe — but it's clear that Owens is not a fan. This is exactly how I imagined a night out with Bonds would go. "Here, drink this! Don't worry about what's in it; it'll help your career!" Then you're surrounded by strippers. And later IRS agents. More »

2:43 PM on Fri Feb 29 2008
By rickchand
4,739 views, 50 comments

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The Crying Game


There are times when you expect a grown man to cry; like when they confiscated all of Bluto's booze in Animal House. But this is kind of weird. Watch here as Terrell Owens weeps openly during Sunday's post-game press conference, all because the mean media types have been picking on Tony Romo. More »

11:10 AM on Mon Jan 14 2008
By rickchand
8,905 views, 100 comments

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T.O. Still Loves Him Some Him

From the Dennis Green Memorial trademark-your-own-dopeyness-for-cash file, we present Terrell Owens' newest endeavor. More »
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T.O. To Romo: Girls Are Icky

I've thought about it and decided that it all had to be a nightmare. All I remember are fleeting images: Jessica Simpson. Pink jersey. Multiple sacks of Tony Romo. Terrell Owens asking for Simpson's phone number. Press conference. Yoko Ono. Jerry Jones' face melting like the Nazi in Raiders of the Los Ark. Ah!

After a media firestorm was created with his comments about Tony Romo's girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, being a distraction, Terrell Owens said he was joking and that he's sorry. "I tried to get [Romo] to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny," Owens said. "And that everything I say, the media will take it and run with it. It's not a big deal. I will try to rectify the situation between her and I."
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11:10 AM on Thu Dec 20 2007
By rickchand
6,484 views, 79 comments

Join the Terrell Owens home gym, people. [TO Bands]

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Terrell Owens Will Not Turn In His Playbook Until He's Done Coloring It

No wonder Terrell Owens complains so much about not getting the ball. It's those damn quarterbacks who read the entire playbook. Filling their heads with running plays, audibles and routes to other receivers. His edition doesn't have all that worthless junk. But it does have a comics section. From the Dallas Morning News: More »

3:45 PM on Mon Mar 12 2007
By rickchand
2,522 views, 49 comments

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Bobby Knight Unlocks Another Mystery

Bobby Knight sure has been chatty since breaking the all-time NCAA men's win mark. Here's his take on the whole Bill Parcells situation in Dallas. Parcells, a longtime friend of Knight's since their coaching days at Army, resigned earlier this week. The reason? It's all because of Terrell Owens, of course. More »

11:00 AM on Thu Jan 25 2007
By rickchand
655 views, 26 comments

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We Can't Imagine What He Thought She Did Wrong

In a quiet piece of news that has received a strange lack of notice, Cowboys wide receiver / cutter Terrell Owens fired his publicist Kim Etheredge yesterday. More »

11:00 AM on Tue Jan 9 2007
By Leitch
536 views, 75 comments

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Doug Johnson Must Be Some Kind Of Douchebag

With a staggering 39% of the vote, Terrell Owens was the "winner" of an SI.com poll among NFL athletes on the subject of the league's most annoying player. Owens was one of only two players to get into a double digit percentage, the other being Joey Porter with a disappointing 10%. More »

12:45 PM on Wed Dec 27 2006
By mjdeadspin
275 views, 23 comments

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Someone Spit In DeAngelo Hall's Face And It Wasn't Pac-Man Jones

I realize that this isn't breaking any new ground, but man, Terrell Owens is a sensitive guy. DeAngelo Hall, who engages in some friendly trash talk with Terrell Owens on the phone from time to time, did some of that same trash talking to Owens during the Cowboys/Falcons game last night. Owens spit in his face. More »

3:15 PM on Sun Dec 17 2006
By mjdeadspin
974 views, 11 comments

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Woody Paige Fingers Terry Glenn

If you were watching Around the Horn yesterday (just kidding, I know you weren't), you might have seen Woody Paige reveal the locker-room snitch that Terrell Owens told Michael Irvin all about. Owens said in the ESPN interview that someone inside the Dallas organization made it a point to tell the media about even the slightest of his transgressions, but he wouldn't say name him, and hadn't confronted him. Woody Paige dropped a dime on the snitch yesterday. Maybe. More »

2:45 PM on Sat Dec 16 2006
By mjdeadspin
1,120 views, 18 comments

Latest by SonnyHooper: anyone pitching in on woody's christmas gift with me go to http://stopsnitching more »

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More Empty Rooms Discovered In The Drafty Mansion That Is Terrell Owens' Mind

It's tough being Terrell Owens. Enemies are everywhere. There are secret documents to be decoded and then left in an isolated mailbox for government agents to pick up. Then there's all the time traveling with Darren Daulton. It's a lot of work. More »

11:00 AM on Thu Dec 14 2006
By rickchand
233 views, 75 comments

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Free Mikey

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man returning soup at a deli. More »

12:45 PM on Thu Nov 30 2006
By rickchand
1,287 views, 65 comments

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