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Terrifying wake-up calls

terrifying wake-up calls

Dejon Bivens Swallowing Much More Than Pride

When you think of someone being charged with "crimes against nature" in today's society, usually the offense involves the dissolution of the ozone layer due to careless plastic factories or those cheap bastards who refuse to purchase the energy-saving light bulbs that resemble sex toys. Or, if you're in Raleigh, North Carolina, it means that you're a popular N.C. State male tennis player who wantonly climbs into bed with one of your teammates at 3 a.m. to give him him a surprise wake-up blow job. More »