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Terry Bradshaw Under The Influence Of Jay Leno

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:15:10 EST

What did Terry Bradshaw have to drink in the Tonight Show green room last night? On second thought, that's pretty much just standard Bradshaw, isn't it?

Media Approval Ratings: Terry Bradshaw

Will Leitch — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:05:08 EDT

We can say with 100 percent certainty that, of all the people we've mentioned in this Media Approval Ratings business, Terry Bradshaw is the first whose bare ass we have seen. We're not sure which is worse: Having that happen, or admitting that we've seen Failure To Launch.

Anyway, Bradshaw, who apparently can spell "cat," has been on FOX forever now, it seems; remember when their "rollicking" halftime show seemed new? Oh, and according to Wikipedia, he "remains one pro football's most popular retired players. As of September 2007, Bradshaw was the top-ranked former pro football player in the Davie-Brown Index (DBI), which surveys consumers to determine a celebrity's appeal and trust levels." Hey, why would you not trust a guy who admitted doing steroids in his career? It helps the ass!

Anyway: Do you like the Terry Bradshaw? Do you not like the Terry Bradshaw? Woo!

You Can't Tell, But Howie Long Is Erect

Leitch — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:20:10 EDT

If we know our average Deadspin reader, you were obviously watching "Fox & Friends" on the Fox News Channel this morning. But just in case ... Richard Simmons was hanging out with the FOX NFL Sunday crew. Finally, someone who makes Jimmy Johnson look well dressed, and Terry Bradshaw look less gay. If you look close, you can see Curt Menefee wondering what the hell he got himself into.

The Week In Photos

Leitch — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:00:00 EST

We find all kinds of goofy photos around this here Interweb. Here's some highlights from our favorites.
• Cheeseheads for a new millennium? We predict this will not catch on — and the first time these guys hit the restroom and attempt to use the urinals, they will realize it too. We kind of like the Holmgren mustaches, though. [SI.com]

• We're not surprised that there is such a thing as outhouse races, or even that one of the teams is called "Moose Patrol." What confuses us is that there is a "bucket division." [Okanogan County Chronicle]

• It's been a long standing tradition here at Deadspin to post any photo that has Woody Allen and Isiah Thomas in the same frame. [SI.com]

• You called us crazy, but we always knew that Terry Bradshaw and Kathy Bates were destined to be together. (Honestly, we cannot look at their photo without thinking of the movie Misery.) Also, we wonder how Matthew McConaughey found time to film the movie. [AOL]

• When we dream about finally capturing Osama bin Laden, as we sometimes do, we also fantasize about lowering him on a line from a helicopter right here, while wearing a Seahawks jersey, next to the guy with the sign. We would come back after the game to place his scattered bones in a Hefty bag. [AP]

The Terry Bradshaw Bulimia Plan

Leitch — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:45:28 EST

If you haven't noticed from those gripping ads clearly aimed at sports fans, the new Matthew McConaughey-Sarah Jessica Parker "romantic" "comedy" Failure To Launch co-stars Fox Sports' own Terry Bradshaw, playing (we think) the father of one of the two main characters. Yep, Bradshaw's actually playing someone other than himself; we're clearly sprinting to the theaters.

Anyway, Bradshaw was on the Don Imus radio show this morning, and he started discussing his "close friendship with Kathy Bates," who also stars in the film. We'll break down the conversation as such.

Bradshaw: "I've got makeout scenes with Kathy. She and I do love scenes."
(palpable pause)
Imus: "You sound out of breath. You're not masturbating, are you?"

Excuse us, we're going to go kill ourselves.

Terry Bradshaw TMI On Imus [To The People]
Failure To Launch [IMDB]