When God Grabs You By the Balls

I'm not a doctor but I'm an expert. In the locker room, guys exchange a wealth of age-old wisdom. A couple of times, I reset broken noses. Usually my own, but once my friend Gabriel was in bed with my friend Josephine and accidentally kneed her, and I reset her broken nose. She's still complaining, but it would… » 5/31/14 3:13pm 5/31/14 3:13pm

Check Out This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot

Buried in the photo gallery of a recent event attended by the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer, a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer, is a photo of its horrifying mascot. » 5/04/13 10:49am 5/04/13 10:49am

Stephen Strasburg Got Icy Hot On His Balls Today

The Stras got knocked around in just four innings of work against San Diego today, and maybe you'd be tempted to write it off as a fluke. Sometimes a guy just has a bad day. But this is Stephen Strasburg, and nothing can make him mortal. Nothing besides, perhaps, burning testicles. » 5/15/12 5:35pm 5/15/12 5:35pm

"Then I Felt My Testicles Switch Places": One Man's Twisted Story About…

One day, seemingly out of nowhere, something terrible happened to Evan Jacobs's testicles: They rotated. Then came the pain, the marijuana, the doctor's finger, the testicle display, and the compression shorts. » 11/02/10 1:15pm 11/02/10 1:15pm

The Hidden Menace That Is The Scrotal Hydrocele

I went to the doctor a while back because I thought I had a hernia. It turned out I had something far less serious, and yet somehow far more horrifying. » 6/04/10 3:15pm 6/04/10 3:15pm

Great Moments In Testicle Rupture (UPDATE)

Preteen? Wipes out on skateboard. Board? Snaps in half, jabbing him in a tender area. Balls? "Fucking bleeding." (Not graphic, but NSFW language.) » 5/18/10 3:30pm 5/18/10 3:30pm

Phil Mushnick Does Not Want To Hear About Anyone's Testicles

"[Bill Raftery's] continued hollering of a crude crotch term after a big shot long ago should have ended, if not voluntarily, then on orders." Relatedly, in the same column, Mushnick professes to miss Billy Packer, who's a dick. [NYP] » 3/22/10 4:05pm 3/22/10 4:05pm

A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong

A couple of scientists argue that Lance Armstrong did indeed employ certain exotic performance-enhancing procedures before his run of seven consecutive Tour De France victories: namely, getting his diseased testicle lopped off. » 7/02/09 3:45pm 7/02/09 3:45pm