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    A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
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    Image of The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    This comes to us via True/Slant. In 2006, Craig S. Atwood and Richard L. Bowen published a paper in provocatively contrarian Medical Hypotheses - sort of the Slate.com of medical journals


    No "purple prose" jokes yet? Has everyone left for the weekend?

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    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    Indeed, the use of drugs such as erythropoietin would be foolish given that there is evidence to suggest this mitogen can promote tumor growth.


    I'm no scientist, but he had a tumor growing on his nut, right?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    If the reasoning behind the theory put forth by these scientists is true, then why does Sheryl Crow's music still suck?
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    07/02/09

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    The last time I tried riding my bike naked I was fired from my paper route!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/02/09

    @Weed Against Speed: That's why I got a paper route with the Fire Island Spokesman-Recorder.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    I'd have to weigh the performance-enhancing effects against the fact that, if I cut one of my balls off, I'd tip over.
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    07/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: No, Spud, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: the mechanism that assists in balance is located in your inner ear.


    Hey! Wait a second...

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    07/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Not me. I've got a third leg to keep me propped up.
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    07/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I heard about the unspeakable things you did to Mrs. Spud's arm hole.
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    07/02/09

    @the earl of weaver:


    If I wear a full-length kilt, people think I'm riding a unicycle.

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    07/02/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I got banned from the neighborhood swim club because the life guards thought I was hoarding the pool noodles.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    But the surgery won't make you funny, as Tom Green has showed.
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    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    That's a ballsy theory
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    "NOW you tell me."


    -John Kruk

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    Dirk Nowitzki is going to take this one step further and become "The Eunuch From Munich"
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/02/09

    In reply to A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
    what on earth compelled one of history's finest and most respected athletes into the arms of an Olsen twin?


    Come on, Dave Coulier wasn't that great of a hockey player. And those rumors about the set of Full House were probably exaggerated.

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