I guess that's why they're running a state school and not an investment bank.
Indeed. Had they been running an investment bank, they would have offered Mark Mangino $25 million per game for the rest of his natural life, then flown out to their winter home on the French Riviera.
Not to be outdone, the Helen Hocker Performing Arts Center‎ in downtown Topeka has just given Mark Mangino a half-eaten Hot Pocket to star in a musical based on the life of Jon Brower Minnoch.
At times like this, he's thankful that the Big 12 North winner has an offense that would have difficulty scoring against a High School for the Blind junior varsity team, even after the beeping footballs were removed.
Look at how horribly things turned out the last time Brown coached a national championship game, as the underdog, with an All-World QB about to leave for the NFL!
Stories like this make me pine for the good old days when disagreements between fans of Big 12 teams were settled simply by tearing the scrotum of your rival.
Mysteriously, a gift basket with 2 guns, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a DVD of the 2006 Rose Bowl just showed up at the doorstep of Matthew McConaughey's home.
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Indeed. Had they been running an investment bank, they would have offered Mark Mangino $25 million per game for the rest of his natural life, then flown out to their winter home on the French Riviera.
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Also synonymous with "Elin's defense."
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/you look like such a fool now
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He threw a Big Beef Cheeseburger at me, so of course I smashed my Fribble in his fucking face.
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We should disarm the American Military. Guns are too dangerous!
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Ndamukong Suh is a terrorist.
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