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Mon Mar 22
15 posts in the last 24 hours

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Hellacious Clergymen Try To Put Down Endowed Steers: Wake Forest-Texas Open Thread (NAIL BITER ALERT)

The Longhorns have had a crazy season, but they've got the talent to go on a run if they can get around Al-Farouq Aminu and Skip Prosser's Ghost. Comment and coordinate who to blame if this turns into a brick-fest. More »

03/18/10

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By David Matthews

#collegefootball

Nerds, Catholics And State Schools Vie For Meaningless Honorific

Here's a pretty fascinating look at which programs can lay claim to being the "winningest" of all time. Rich Rodriguez has a good shot at literally ruining UM's legacy. [Detroit Free Press]

03/12/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#insightfulculturalanalysis

Longhorn Girl Arielle Angelovich: A Lesson In Instant Internet Fame

How does one go from anonymous math major to a sought-after interweb celebrity in the span of 40 minutes? All it takes is some fortuitous timing, a bit of fate, and a bright orange t-shirt. More »

02/10/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#deadspiniteam

Well, We Found Longhorn Girl

A helpful classmate tipped us off to the young lady's name, and Deadspin Investigative Services sprung into action. There turned out to be quite the paper trail; follow it with us, won't you? More »

02/10/10

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#deadspiniteam

The Curious Case Of Longhorn Girl

Who is this comely lass with the burnt-orange hair and why was she strategically placed behind the Kansas bench last night? Was she there to distract Jayhawk players from their defensive assignments or as ESPN's Valentine to lonely basketball fans? More »

02/09/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#wakeupdeadspin

I Feel Your Pain, 7-Foot K-State Clarinetist

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

01/31/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#wakeupdeadspin

Psh, I Guess This Counts As Knocking Off No. 1

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

01/24/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#collegebasketball

Open Thread: Texas-UConn, Arkansas-Kentucky, Oklahoma State-KSU, Duke-Clemson, Etc.

Last one of the day. Suggested topic for discussion: the incredible fact that West Georgia's athletics program used 119 ineligible athletes from 2004-09. Someone get these guys in Conference USA.

01/23/10

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By Tommy Craggs

#lastnightswinner

Last Night's Winner: Non-Number One Teams

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Kentucky, who will soon be number one thanks to Kansas State, who took care of the last number one. Everyone comes out ahead! (Except Texas.) More »

01/19/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#trashtalk

Texas Writer Eats Crow, Spits It In Alabama's Face

Even after his Longhorns' crushing defeat in the BCS title game, Austin's John Kelso still can't resist taking a few more (half-hearted) digs at the state of Alabama. They do make it really, really easy. [Earlier]

01/12/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

We Wanted A Game; We Got A Circus

Trick plays, failed trick plays, and a freshman QB thrust into the spotlight. Let's take a look at the storylines and screengrabs of the night. More »

01/08/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#duan

Enjoy Your Imaginary Championship Game, Texas and Alabama

You can use this post as an open thread for tonight's Alabama-Texas game, which means it's the perfect place for trash talk, yelling at people on TV, or composing angry rants against the BCS. Here...let me help you with that! More »

01/07/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#bcschampionship

Pot, Kettle Continue Historic Feud

Austin American-Statesman columnist (and assumed Longhorn fan) John Kelso breaks out his redneck joke book to preemptively needle Alabama fans. Tough talk from a state that lets steers vote. [Statesman/Huntsville Times]

01/07/10

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#collegefootball

Austin Takes The Lead In Menstrual BCS Trash Talk

We're still two days away from the fake National Championship Game, but it's not to early for fans of Texas/Alabama to start hurling gross insults at each other. Unfortunately, Alabama's nickname makes it a little too easy for some. More »

01/05/10

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#collegefootball

Single UT Fan ISO Total Whore

You'll find a ton of people begging for tickets to the National Championship Game. But one lonely longhorn has two seats, and just needs a piece of ass to fill them. More »

12/17/09

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By Barry Petchesky

#collegefootball

Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating

An unofficial resolution passed by Texas' Faculty Council declares the football coach's $5 million pay package to be "unseemly and inappropriate." Unfortunately, he couldn't hear them as he was trapped under a suitcase full of $50 bills. [Austin American-Statesman]

12/15/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#lastnightswinner

Last Night's Winner: Mack Brown

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Texas coach Mack Brown, who is about to get seriously paid. This is what is known as "striking while the iron is hot." More »

12/10/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#sad

Friendly Texas-Nebraska "Discussion" Leads To Accidental Death

Two Marines got in a "friendly scuffle" while talking about the outcome of Big 12 Championship Game. Unfortunately, one of them forgot to put down his gun and now the other one is dead. [Sun Journal]

12/08/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#weekendwinner

Texas Wins The Weekend

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Texas Longhorns, who won the weekend by not having to prove they were better than everyone else. Welcome to college football! More »

12/07/09

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#collegefootball

BCS Chaos Is The Buzzword Of The Weekend

To those of you rooting for the BCS to embarrass itself on a national stage last night, take heart: we are left with the least desirable national championship matchup imaginable. More »

12/06/09

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By Barry Petchesky

#texaslonghorns

Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car

All-Big 12 linebacker Sergio Kindle drove his car into an apartment building last week, and lacking any other options, left the car behind, ran home and went to bed. More »

06/29/09

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