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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    12/17/09

    In reply to Single UT Fan ISO Total Whore
    Uh, has deadspin been punked by photoshop? I've seen so many teams' colors on that guy, I don't know who the original was rooting for.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/17/09

    In reply to Single UT Fan ISO Total Whore
    That guy is the second most photo-shopped college football fan to her:
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/17/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    This is what happens when you let Lattimer smash car windows willy-nilly.
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    Image of Sandburgh Sandburgh
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    If UT pays Mack Brown more money, his income taxes get larger which means more money for the UT system.

    It's win-win
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    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    12/15/09

    @Sandburgh: Alas, Texas has no state income tax.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    If Mack Brown were smart he would schedule a debate against all the professors at UT that are against his pay raise. Once they agree to the debate then schedule it for April 20th at 4:30pm.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/15/09

    @sir_pantsalot: You mean immediately following the UT Faculty Hitler Birthday Columbine Celebration and Socialism Revival Bonanza? That's just wrong.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    Brown's reply: "The fuck are they yappin' about? That Stephen Hawking fella makes more'n I do, and he can't even make his pickle stand!"
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    Listen here you no-good polecat-- We don't take too well to that big' ol salary you got there, and we're aimin' to fix it- Texas style.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    @Stev D: That son-of-a-bitch can't even calculate the proper ratio of rootin' to tootin'!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/15/09

    @Hatey McLife: If I warrent fixin' up this here short story fer The Virginia Quarterly Review, I'd string him up myself!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    Brown passed a resolution condemning the 3-D puzzle of the Alamo that the Texas quiz bowl team got for beating Oklahoma.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    The last time educators in Texas got this worked up was when the State forced them to start teaching evolution in science classes.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/15/09

    @Weed Against Speed: And when they discovered that Patrick Duffy wasn't even from Texas.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    It didn't help that after accepting his generous raise, Brown threatened to shut down the Bailey Building and Loan Association.
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    profs hating --
    'cause no one's
    tryin' to catch them
    typin' QWERTY,
    tryin' to catch them
    typin' QWERTY ...
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    On a very special Coach, Hayden and Luther butt heads after Hayden accepts the Texas job and runs into special guest stars Nomar Garciaparra and Mia Hamm.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    I got 5 million dollars....and twins?!?!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    The Council rescinded their vote, after they were informed that Brown also has the responsibility of executing up to three retards a week.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/15/09

    In reply to Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling, They Hating
    Texas Professors See Mack Brown Rolling

    Dude! Feel my swishy jumpsuit! Feeeel it. It's like...swishy, and shit. Hey did that girl just look at me? That girl just looked at me. Hold my lollipop, I'm gonna go see what material that skirt is made of.
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