Stories like this make me pine for the good old days when disagreements between fans of Big 12 teams were settled simply by tearing the scrotum of your rival.
Mysteriously, a gift basket with 2 guns, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a DVD of the 2006 Rose Bowl just showed up at the doorstep of Matthew McConaughey's home.
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He threw a Big Beef Cheeseburger at me, so of course I smashed my Fribble in his fucking face.
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We should disarm the American Military. Guns are too dangerous!
FoxNews
Ndamukong Suh is a terrorist.
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[deadspin.com]
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As it turns out, I was wrong and Dr. Dre never attended medical school and is not a licensed podiatrist.
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Hopefully, he has a good...attorney.
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