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texas longhorns
Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
All-Big 12 linebacker Sergio Kindle drove his car into an apartment building last week, and lacking any other options, left the car behind, ran home and went to bed. More »
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Comment by Turdhammer: Bad Form. At least Eddie Griffin could watch porn, flog the dolphin, and not hit anything. 3 Responses | Other threads
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golf
Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through
It is super annoying when you're out on the golf course and the group in front of you is playing very slowly, but I was not aware that I had a "moral obligation to destroy" these duffers with hollow-point bullets. More »
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college football
Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
Texas' Mack Brown was one of the D-I coaches bunking up on that gladhanding Middle East tour this week, and he was kind enough to keep an online diary so everyone could know how godawful it is live over there. More »
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Comment by Neckrolls4LIFE: A) Oklahoma's bitch even when they win jokeB) Vince Young sexual tension jokeC) Cranky old man jokeD) Dick joke Please choose... 5 Responses | Other threads
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By Pete GainesComment by Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Is this where the drunks are allowed to hang out? Or will there be a different thread for us non-NCAA... 14 Responses | Other threads
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march madness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
Your live blogger for this game will be Wes, a Big XII aficionado. He wrote a couple columns for CollegeHumor before it was cool.
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ncaa tournament previews
NCAA First Round: (7) Texas vs. (10) Minnesota
East Region: No. 7 Texas (22-11) vs. No. 10 Minnesota (22-10)
When: Thursday, 7:10 p.m., EDT
Where: Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, North Carolina
TEXAS LONGHORNS
1) Foreign Point One thing Texas desperately lacked entering the season was a true point guard. Without a ball handler that could penetrate, smooth shooting guard A.J. Abrams couldn't get a clean look at the rim. Rick Barnes' solution was to bring in the Turks. A native of Turkey, Dogus (pronounced Douh-oosh) Balbay saw his playing time skyrocket as the season progressed. He's a great perimeter defender and can penetrate with ease. The only problem is that Dogus can't shoot. Literally, he couldn't hit beer if he were floating in a keg. In 668 minutes on the court this season, he has only attempted three 3-pointers. More »
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Comment by Its The Beer Talking: hated rival Wisconsin "Hate" is such a strong word. I don't hate you guys; I just find it amusing that your uniforms... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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Comment by wonderlic---myballs: At least Syracuse got a much needed road win yesterday. Fuckin Boeheim stands alone with the most 20 win seasons.... 5 Responses | Other threads
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college basketball
Texas And Oklahoma To Settle Their Differences Through Sport
Yes, the Longhorns and Sooners can argue for eternity about who won the Big 12 South this fall, or they can use the entirely different athletic pursuit of basketball to sort it all out. More »
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Comment by Jews For Purple Jesus: they can use the entirely different athletic pursuit of basketball to sort it all out Or they could act like... 1 Responses | Other threads
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nba
Carmelo Anthony's Curious Love Of The Longhorns
It was a subtle bit of color hidden in an otherwise dry recap of the Denver Nuggets evening, but the opening lead from this AP story has left at least one tipster scratching his head. More »
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Comment by Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Made of Concrete Cyanide: I also root for whoever is playing tOSU also 4 Responses | Other threads
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fiesta bowl
Texas Waits For Final Minute To Eat Ohio State's Soul
So I guess anyone who thought the Fiesta Bowl was a giant made-to-order bowl of Buckeye Soup (ahem) had another thing coming. Hey, when you're right 52% of the time ... More »
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Comment by T-man: Think about this statement "does anyone really think this team beats Florida? Or even Oklahoma again?' Texas already proved they could... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Hey, $%&*@!? Hands Off The Sweater Vest, Mack
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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Comment by Weed Against Speed: Mike Cooper was so disappointed with the outcome he couldn't even find the strength to rub one out last night.... 7 Responses | Other threads
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college football
Colt McCoy: Got Milk?
Notice: No photos of Colt McCoy chugging Jack Daniels will be posted here in the foreseeable future. [Los Angeles Times]
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of a milk binge. 5 Responses | Other threads
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fiesta bowl
It's Time For Ohio State's Annual Butt Whupping
Gee, it seems like it was just twelve months ago that tOSU was getting their Buckeyes kicked in by an angry SEC team in their bowl game. Oh wait, that was two years ago. More »
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Comment by Karlifornia: Can someone explain this "How to send her to Pleasure-town" tip from last months issue of Stuff Magazine: "Tip 3: Always... 5 Responses | Other threads
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college football
How Texas And Oklahoma Fight For Football Recruits
Everyone knows recruiting for big time college football programs is a shady business, but it's instructive to occasionally be reminded what schools and players go through on the road to a letter of intent. More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: It's like trying to convince your dream girl to go out with you, only in this case, being an insane,... 4 Responses | Other threads
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college football
Update: Muschamp Denies Auburn Rumors
Will Muschamp shoots down rumors that he's leaving Texas and heading to Auburn. [The Sporting News]
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Comment by Torgo Too Long: Nick Saban is now offensive coordinator at Texas, Bobby Petrino is now head coach at Alabama, and Tommy Tuberville is... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Erin Andrews Meets Big Bertha
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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Comment by 71rivnut: Smthng bt btng ff. Thr. W'r dn wth cmmnts fr ths tm. 4 Responses | Other threads
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bcs
The Man Who Would Kill The BCS
Meet U.S. Representative Joe Barton; global warming skeptic, enthusiastic Civilization IV player, ranking Republican on the Energy and Commerce Committee — BCS hater. More »
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Comment by GirlsDontKnowSports: Let's be honest, this is still a better use of time then spending hundreds of billions of dollars on bonuses... 3 Responses | Other threads
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texas longhorns
"What do you mean you're gonna have a national championship without us?!?! You love us! We beat Oklahoma back in October! We also beat them in 2004! You can't do this to us! No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! More » -
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Shocking New Evidence In The Natalie Nelson/USC Song Girl Investigation
You remember Natalie Nelson, the USC Song Girl who infamously cheered for the wrong team when Texas scored a touchdown in the 2006 Rose Bowl. She's back in the news, as Scott Wolf of the Los Angeles Daily News has unearthed a photo of Ms. Nelson at a 2006 Halloween party wearing as her costume ... a University of Texas football jersey. Are you doing the math? Was a conspiracy afoot in Cheerleaderland? More incriminating photos following the jump.
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Comment by BumpinUgglas: They never should have let Mangino design the new Kansas uniform. 8 Responses | Other threads
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texas longhorns
Colt McCoy's Girlfriend Exhibits Excellence In TV Journalism
Here isMandy PepperidgeRachel Glandorf, who is supposedly Colt McCoy's girlfriend and, I'm sure, a top-notch journalist for CBS affiliate KEYE42-TV in Austin, Texas. Here's hoping the powers that be at TBS/ESPN/Versus/Fox Sports Southwest/Playboy Channel are reading this, because fast tracking this young lady's budding TV career should be a top priority in my opinion. Anyone who knows me knows that I am very concerned over the state of TV journalism, and Erin Andrews can't last forever, after all. Video, as they say, following the jump. More »
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College Football
College Football Recap: (Insert Obligatory 'Don't Mess With Texas' Headline Here)
• The top-ranked Texas Longhorns took care of #11 Missouri with relative ease last night, beating the Tigers 56-31. At one point, the score was 35-0. QB Colt McCoy starred as he toyed with the Missouri defense, abusing them for 337 yards, throwing for two scores, and running in two more on his own. More »
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Comment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Aw man, fuck! Nice of the Mizzou D to show up. What the fuck, did they miss the plane back... 2 Responses | Other threads
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College Football
'Red River Shootout' Should Moisten Panties Just Fine
Those of you looking for that blatantly marquee matchup today are in for something special: The Big XII will take center stage today with the 103rd renewal of the Red River Shootout. Of course, now they've given the game this miffy, effeminate name of the "Red River Rivalry," which elicits the same sort of inspiration as a calculus midterm or a date with someone that you know, for a fact, doesn't put out. But this game always puts out, and with both teams heading into the Cotton Bowl ranked in the top five, you may want to shoo away your roommates before this thing gets too heavy.
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By Josh ZerkleComment by suntastic: Colt? Who? Colt Mc...OH! You mean Panties McCoy. Yes, I've heard of him. more » | Other threads
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elite 8
Your Texas-Memphis Live Blog
Yes, the string of Texas-themed posts hits three, which hopefully propels someone to beat a No. 1 seed. That, or the 30,000 Longhorn fans in attendance. D.J. Augustin got the best of Derrick Rose last summer, but let's see what becomes of games that matter. More »
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Comment by Brazil Thrill: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Another reason to root for Curry: he's got a big-time MILF. more » | Other threads
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sweet 16
Davidson Is Now Just One Game Away
Storming The Floor looks at last night's Sweet 16 action. More »
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the nutcracker suite
Let The 'Texas Hold 'Em' Trial Begin!
Looking for something to watch when the NCAA Tournament is over? Hope your cable company offers Court TV, because the trial of the decade is about to begin; the case of the Oklahoma Sooners fan who ripped the scrotum of a Texas Longhorns fan in a bar fight. Nancy Grace is working herself into a lather as we speak! More »
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By rickchandComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Scrota?? more » | Other threads
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Sweet 16 Pants Party: Texas Vs. Stanford
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south region preview
STF's South Regional Preview
Now that we are down to just sixteen teams, STF will profile each Regional lineup to see how we got here, what the Sweet 16 really means to each participating school, and who has the best chance to advance to San Antonio. The final here, the South Region. More »
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By storming the floorComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Setting up UCLA-Stanford IV? How will UCLA find a way to cheat this time? more » | Other threads
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south regional breakdown
Does Anybody Buy What Memphis Is Selling Anymore?
A "bold" proclamation: If Memphis doesn't at least make the Final Four this year, no matter what their record is next year, they're not getting a No. 1 seed. The team has looked downright wobbly so far and just about blew it yesterday. Though at least Derrick Rose was able to keep playing past the first round ... unlike some people. More »
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ncaa tournament previews
NCAA Pants Party: Texas Vs. Austin Peay
Texas Longhorns (28-6) vs. Austin Peay Governors (24-10) More »
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By LeitchComment by THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Isn't there a story that Fly Williams actually flew to Austin looking for the Austin Peay campus? more » | Other threads
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ncaa tournament
Storming The Floor's South Region Preview
After our cheap, quick-hit, easy looks at each bracket, the gang at Storming The Floor take considerably closer looks, game-by-game. Here's the South Regional preview, with the Midwest coming later today. More »
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By storming the floorComment by swordfish2eva1: @Jay L.: Texas is a much better team than Duke and deserves to have it's pick of the South more » | Other threads
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preview capsules
Texas Longhorns
1. Never Gonna Give You Up. Strangely, after last year's second-round loss to USC (which is almost fitting, really), the people least confused by the Texas Longhorns' early exit were their own fans. The prevailing opinion was one of satisfaction that was unexpected six months prior. Who can blame them? The 'Horns started four freshmen and a sophomore and carried virtually no depth on their bench. It's certainly no secret that a Texas hoops fan's expectations aren't Duke- or Kansas-sized, but maybe they had a notion that this was all part of Rick Barnes's long-term plan. To that end, Kevin Durant and Craig Winder were the only two departures from last year's squad. If you're not up to speed on the starting five: D.J. Augustin is among the best players, let alone point guards, in the nation, A.J. Abrams has evolved into an effective pick-and-pop shooter, Justin Mason plays defense as well as anybody, Damion James is a double-double magnet, and Connor Atchley can score from anywhere and is the Big XII's best shot blocker. Off the bench: Gary Johnson provides the skill down low which the Longhorns have lacked since Lamarcus Aldridge split for The Association. More » -
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Obama Gets His Desmond Howard On
As some of you surely saw yesterday, presidential candidate Barack Obama visited Mack Brown and the Texas Longhorns yesterday. We think this picture is pretty awesome. We hope that this inevitably leads to Mitt Romney, when he runs again in four years, hanging out with Keith Van Horn. More » -
holiday bowl
Fumble! Everybody On It, Including Stepsons
By now, you've probably heard about Chris Jessie, Mack Brown's stepson who stupidly grabbed a loose fumble last night during Texas' thumping of Arizona State in the Holiday Bowl. It's pretty entertaining. More »
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By LeitchComment by BillyMumphry: Proud day for my alma mater. TCU makes deadspin...albeit on the chest of a young man riding what appears to... more » | Other threads
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texas longhorns
Look out: Texas might be better without Kevin Durant. [Sports Lounge Blog]
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face rape
You Might Want To Stop Talking For A While, Lapham
A few thousand of you wasted no time in messaging me Dave Lapham's interesting call during today's Texas-Iowa State game. And thank you. But only one gentleman took the time and effort to record and upload it for the world to see. Mr. Awful Announcing, I promise to never "face rape" you. As for the rest of you...
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By skeetsComment by Anonymous Communist: Classic example of a face rape. more » | Other threads
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cultural oddsmaker
What's The Next Scrotum-Ripping Situation To Happen Between Rival Sports Fans?
AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. More »
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heavens to betsy
The Appropriate Way To Showcase Your Team Loyalty
We're still a month and a half from the ole Red River rivalry game between Oklahoma and Texas, and, as always, emotions are running high. How high? Oh, "bust open the opposing fan's scrotum" high. (That's pretty high.) More »
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By LeitchComment by Philistine: At last an opportunity for use of the Scrotum tag and it doesn't get used?? WTF? more » | Other threads
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happy fathers day
Some Honest To Goodness Father's Day Sentimentality
As is becoming custom on holidays designed to honor parents, the Ladies... have some outstanding posts up for your reading pleasure today. Texas Gal shares a lovely story about her love of the Texas Longhorns, her father, and how she got to take him to Vince Young's national championship triumph. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by Clare: I love the crap out of my dad, but "sweet" is not necessarily the word I'd use to describe him.... more » | Other threads
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kevin durant
Report: Kevin Durant Wants To Shake David Stern's Hand
We start today with a little bit of good news for fans of terrible NBA teams. Kevin Durant, according to DraftExpress.com, has decided to play basketball for money. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by HeavyPettingZoo: @Spectacular Sam: Wow... I think we just found out who Simmons posts as on Deadspin. more » | Other threads
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college basketball
Just When You Thought Your Day Couldn't Get Worse
It was a bad enough day yesterday for Texas fans, what with the whole "last time we're gonna see Durant" business. But for this sad Longhorns fan (note the hat), the day was just going to get worse. The guy who took this picture notes that this happened about half an hour after Texas' loss. More »
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By LeitchComment by BrooklynMetFan: Hey Asshole in the Texas hat - put the car in reverse and drive it off the sidewalk/parking meter that... more » | Other threads
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