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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I don't buy Chipper's defence that the body was already there when he bought the ranch from Ugueth Urbina.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I assume Chipper told the dead guy to go put his Yankee gear on
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I'm pretty sure you can return a dead illegal immigrant to Home Depot for full credit.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    Hey guys, this post should serve as a warning to all of us to make sure we stay well hydrated while we sit in the air conditioning at work and comment. I, for one, have been drinking coffee all morning. That is hydrating, right?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/21/09

    "Pussy."

    -Moses
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    At Chipper's, you're either pregnant or dead.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    (It's eight miles from the Rio Grande and 124 degrees. Do the math.)

    Uhh, 15.5? The square root of a chalupa?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    If only he had worn cooler ranch dressing.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/21/09

    @ScientificMapp: well I can't top that. +1
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I would have thought the farm would have been owned by a Ranger.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    Lou Dobbs is furious that these guys are taking all the heat related dehydration deaths that Americans covet.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    Latinos dying in late August? Did he name is Ranch "Shea", too?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    08/21/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: No, but the poor guy was muy Delgado when he succumbed.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I think Chipper has seen Surviving The Game too many times.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    What, they don't translate Man v. Wild into Spanish?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Hamiltons In Jesusland
    or K-Ham, as I like to call her

    Give it a fucking break already, Linda Cohn.
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Hamiltons In Jesusland
    This has nothing to do with Christianity, and everything to do with public displays of grandeur.
    I mean, great - he found a thing (the Jesus) that frees him from his addictions. Good for him. Now shut up about it.
    That's why this is appropriate to north Texas. Because the myth of Texas is that loudness in all things - even the humility of Christ - should be celebrated.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/14/09

    In reply to The Hamiltons In Jesusland

    Jewish people know why Christians love capital letters. It springs from their love of capital punishment.
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