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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    So did they go for two or what?
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    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    ...American robot car.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    Jerramy Stevens would have at least tied up the girl and put her in the trunk. You know, no witnesses.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/29/09

    @Kid Canada: Jerramy Stevens would have at least tied up the girl and put it in her trunk. You know, no witnesses.


    /sodomy'd

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    It's kind of ironic that a football player named Kindle has never read a book in his life.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    He was just auditioning for Tyler Perry's version of 9/11.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    After he smashed his car he was gone like a Kindle in the wind.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    It wasn't text messaging. He was just trying really hard to remember all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire".
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/29/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: that or all the words to "It's the end of the world as we know it"
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    Image of J Money BS J Money BS
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    The Austin American-Statesman gets all the scoops these days. This week it's this, last week it's a gun-threat on a golf course.
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    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    06/29/09

    @J Money BS: Believe me when I tell you that it's not because of their journalistic talents. They pretty much fell ass-backward into coverage of these two stories.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    BJWD=Blow Job While Driving. Has to be.
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    Image of Turdhammer Turdhammer
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    Bad Form. At least Eddie Griffin could watch porn, flog the dolphin, and not hit anything.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/29/09

    @Turdhammer: Except for the part where, you know, he hit a moving train and died.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/29/09

    In reply to Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
    Man. The booster who gave him that car is probably going to be pretty pissed.
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    06/25/09

    In reply to Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through
    And Austin is the normal part of Texas!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/25/09

    In reply to Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through
    He was seen driving away in a car with this license plate:


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    Image of bigredgambler bigredgambler
    06/25/09

    In reply to Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through
    tj/


    Farrah Fawcett has passed away.


    RIP


    end tj/

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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    06/25/09

    @bigredgambler: Now taking bets on who will round out this week's three famous dead people ...
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/25/09

    @bigredgambler: Is Edwin Dailey a suspect?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/25/09

    In reply to Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through
    3 stories, 3 weirdos. I can only assume the next post will be about Dirk Nowitzki's girlfriend running over Ed Belfour's pet opossum.
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