• thank you, science

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    If a serial killer broke into my apartment while I was sleeping in the nude, and I only had enough time to either throw on pair of jeans OR put on some running shoes, I would pick the running shoes every time. Yup. I feel much more vulnerable barefoot than when I'm actually naked. Shoes give me power. I can't fight or run from a man barefoot. No way. Shoes are my spinach. More »

    2:00 PM on Sat Nov 10 2007
    By skeets
    4,726 views, 23 comments

    Latest by Nose Tackle Romper: I've heard Wade Boggs is one hydrated mofo. more »

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