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    Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess


    If he has to deconstruct her, he must have a real small freezer.

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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    Ugh. This chick is NOT hot. Bangable, yes. Hot, no.
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    04/24/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I recognize she's over-hyped. But when guys go on about how she's not hot, somehow it isn't plausible to me that if Erin Andrews came up to them in a bar, flirted with them and asked them to take her home, they would think in their heads "Ugh, I guess . This chick isn't hot, but she's do-able, I suppose. " Your jaw would be on the floor and you know it.
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    04/24/09

    @Orange and Palindromic:


    Maybe your jaw would be on the floor, but when you're a super-duper studly message board lurker like me, hos like Erin Andrew ain't nothin' but a slump-buster.


    /I completely agree with you.

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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    Man, if that's not an "I just shot a load in in my undies" face, then I'm afraid I don't know what one looks like anymore.
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    04/24/09

    @CharlesBronsonPinchot: I know what you mean. The years I spent as an altar boy seem like they happened in another lifetime.
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    "unbeknownst to her, there was a row of fairly nebbishy-looking writers (is there any other kind?"


    /Voltron-Jew'd?

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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    Dan left before the reporter gangbang upstairs.
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    She is the perennial prom queen of Sports Blog High School, with a nickname befitting her Web 2.0 ascent: "Erin Pageviews."


    This is without a doubt the most depressing sentence I have ever read.

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    04/24/09

    @ArkansasFred: Wow, no shit. Do you have to be a writer for a living to sound this depressing?
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    But watching her at the event confirmed what I had thought when I watched her on TV: She was down-to-earth and completely comfortable with herself Which was why I knew I had to make her part of my menagerie.


    /steeples fingers

    //licks lips

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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    Often when I am watching Erin Andrews on TV I elect to get comfortable with myself.
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    He's using Erin to get to Tebow.
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    So, she's not wearing any underwear then, right? Because that's the only time I'm completely comfortable with myself and I think me and Erin have tons in common.
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    04/24/09

    In reply to Dan Shanoff Deconstructs The Sideline Princess
    But watching her at the event confirmed what I had thought when I watched her on TV: I am an absolute creep.
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    04/24/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: But looking at that photo confirms something to me: She's really not all that hot.
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    04/24/09

    @ScientificMapp: I'm sure you could do WAY better.
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    04/24/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: I acknowledge that was probably a douchey thing to write, but my point is that there are much hotter women walking around every big city in this country who I could also not get to go out with me.
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