• DUAN!

    Thank You, DUAN

    Daulerio:

    Thank you readers for submitting all of these. I tried to get up as many as I could (obviously) as a way of showing my sincere appreciation for what you do down below. If I missed you, my sincere apologies. It wasn't because I don't like you or your heartfelt thank yous weren't amusing enough. Promise.

    Anyway other things I'm thankful for: More »

    7:00 PM on Wed Nov 26 2008
    By DAULERIO
    8,516 views, 238 comments

  • Announcements

    Programming Note: It's Turkey Jamboroo Day Tomorrow (And Ray's Doing the Carving)

    Last year, we ran a Thanksgiving edition of the NFL Jamboroo the day before Thanksgiving. But we're gonna forgo that this year and run the Jamboroo early tomorrow morning. Why? Well, for one thing, there isn't fucking jack SHIT to do on Thanksgiving morning. You watch the parade for two minutes, you offer to help your mom cook even though you don't actually want to help, you set your fantasy lineup, you masturbate after sleeping in, then lay in bed for another fifteen minutes so you can masturbate a second time. It's a real black hole in an otherwise awesome day. More »

    1:00 PM on Wed Nov 26 2008
    By Drew Magary
    5,808 views, 45 comments

    Most discussed Jews For Purple Jesus: Or you could masturbate while watching the parade. Kills two birds with one stone. Oh and don't you fucking judge more »

  • food

    The Knicks Thanksgiving Day Favorites


    I have to hand it to you Americans; you guys do a real good job of stretching a one-day holiday out to about a week. Haven't some of you been off since, like, Monday? Incredible. But seriously now; you can't possibly be drinking eggnog during Thanksgiving can you? Can you!? I'm so confused. More »

    4:00 PM on Sat Nov 24 2007
    By skeets
    1,903 views, 11 comments

    Latest by I Party With Smoot: @TattooedMess(iah): Lifetime card carrier of that pass. I also fit in with snotty rich kids, drugged out sk8rs and totally more »

  • thanksgiving

    Welcome To The Land Of Turducken


    Prepare for this exact scene tomorrow: Brett Favre eating turkey and receiving backslaps on the Lions' home field. (We're not sure, but we believe this picture was taken in 1983.) More »

    5:25 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
    By Leitch
    14,761 views, 576 comments

    Latest by Pete Gaines: MANAMANA more »

  • deadspin

    Happy Thanksgiving, Bird Brains

    Well, we figure most of you have skipped out of the office for the long weekend, so we figured we might as well do the same; it's off for Thanksgiving for us now. We were considering doing one of those "We're Thankful For ..." stories, that pointed out all the Crazy and Wacky things in the world of sports, but then we realized that every newspaper in the country probably had that covered. More »

    4:45 PM on Wed Nov 22 2006
    By Leitch
    121 views, 122 comments

    Latest by JB*: Any one in particular, Lt Winslow? more »

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