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    Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories

    Thank You, DUAN

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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/23/09

    In reply to Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
    I recognize this may be very unpopular around these parts, but I just had my 20th a few weeks ago and I had a blast. Go, get drunk, and have fun. Fuck it. Life is short, the bitches are still bitchy, but most of the people were really nice. And I was drunk for 3 days. We counted the new noses, new tits, and the botoxed. It was hilarious. Oh and I was drunk for 3 days. Good times.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/23/09

    In reply to Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
    It's a shame John Denver is dead. I hear he used to love to Show Pictures of his Horror story of a reunion at Rocky Mountain High.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/23/09

    In reply to Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
    Does this mean Gourmet Spud and I have free reign on Friday?
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/23/09

    In reply to Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
    I'm still waiting for my HS class to have a reunion. Though with the advent of Facebook, I know what everyone is doing so I don't need to spend $100 to drink with them for four hours.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/23/09

    In reply to Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
    I went to an all guys school. So since there is no chance of finding a hot ex-gf there, there is no point in going....
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/27/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    I'm here a few hours now... waiting for a Deadspin post... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Drew squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    11/27/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/27/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    I know I'm about a year late on this, but Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Not that funny. Although the puppet musical and "Animal Instincts" made me laugh.
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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    11/27/08

    @Peter Cavan: I have one person, who's opinion i generally trust, swearing up and down that its a quality movie.


    I want to believe you more.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/27/08

    @The Boy Wonder: My girlfriend (who is a puppeteer) watched it last week and didn't think it was that funny. I've been drinking since about 9 PM so I may have laughed at some unfunny jokes, but I really didn't think it was all that. I liked the puppet musical, though she said the puppetry was sub-par. But it was a good way to kill two hours.


    Now, on to Guitar Hero.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/27/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    Night anyone who left.


    Happy Thanksgiving to all.


    Enjoy the Bird.

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    Image of Colin White Devil Colin White Devil
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    I thought you were joking with a name like "Dagmar Midcap."


    I don't even have a particular thing for redheads.


    Good heavens.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/26/08

    @Colin White Devil:


    Quite a handfull/mouthfull?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    I'm thankful for Dagmar Midcap doing the local Atlanta weather in a tight fitting turtleneck.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    Stefen Welsh and Rotnei Clarke were downright frosty tonight.


    Hogs win and I'm going to bed.


    Night kids, enjoy your turkey.

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    Housework: I can clean the floor, cook dinner, and wash dishes, but I will never figure out how to fold a fitted bed sheet. I just get it into a basic square, flatten it out, and stuff it in the closet. This is why I love living alone.
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    Image of She Blinded Me With Violence She Blinded Me With Violence
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    Wonder what caused Lavin to eschew the greased-back 'do.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thank You, DUAN
    The thing with the Dyson and with any vacuuming really in my mind is the sense of accomplishment. You can see what you have done, it looks better, and you have conclusive proof when someone comes home and asks what you have done, you can point to the vacuum trail marks.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/26/08

    @Yostal: I'm generally not OCD in the slightest, but my vacuum marks must always be...just so. It's one of the things I believe strongly in.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    11/26/08

    @Pete Gaines: You know those guys at Fenway who make the patterns in the outfield grass? They are my role model when vacuuming. I once tried to get a block M. Didn't work.


    By the way, a hat tip to the person who linked to the Buzz Ballads 2 album earlier, I have finished assembling it with little to no cost to myself. I left the Creed song off, because, well...

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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    11/26/08

    @Yostal: I saw the commercial for that album today on Comedy Central and I, immediately, felt old.
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