I'm here a few hours now... waiting for a Deadspin post... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Drew squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
@The Boy Wonder: My girlfriend (who is a puppeteer) watched it last week and didn't think it was that funny. I've been drinking since about 9 PM so I may have laughed at some unfunny jokes, but I really didn't think it was all that. I liked the puppet musical, though she said the puppetry was sub-par. But it was a good way to kill two hours.
Housework: I can clean the floor, cook dinner, and wash dishes, but I will never figure out how to fold a fitted bed sheet. I just get it into a basic square, flatten it out, and stuff it in the closet. This is why I love living alone.
The thing with the Dyson and with any vacuuming really in my mind is the sense of accomplishment. You can see what you have done, it looks better, and you have conclusive proof when someone comes home and asks what you have done, you can point to the vacuum trail marks.
@Pete Gaines: You know those guys at Fenway who make the patterns in the outfield grass? They are my role model when vacuuming. I once tried to get a block M. Didn't work.
By the way, a hat tip to the person who linked to the Buzz Ballads 2 album earlier, I have finished assembling it with little to no cost to myself. I left the Creed song off, because, well...
Something's happened during the course of Tyler Hansbrough's career that's made me go from his freshman year when I'd say, "Man, that kid really hustles and I respect the hell out of his game" to his senior year when I'm saying, "Man, I'd really like to punch that slack-jawed motherfucker right square in the balls."
I'm not ignoring you guys, I'm just helping cook. Apparently when you're engaged, you get to help prep things. I was not aware of this, but I'm totally down with it.
@Yostal: @Peter Cavan: Yeah, we also really appreciate it when you take out the garbage and recycling. And if you really want to be a prince, vacuum for us. That job sucks.
@I Party With Smoot: Honestly? I work in the food industry- so it's not exactly the same, but everyone thinks that being a chocolate taste tester would be awesome, and really, it gets old fast. So I feel your pain...to some degree.
@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Funny you should say that. My mom owned a chocolate store when I was a kid. I swore off of chocolate from age 8-15. Couldn't even look at it.
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I want to believe you more.
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Now, on to Guitar Hero.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all.
Enjoy the Bird.
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I don't even have a particular thing for redheads.
Good heavens.
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Quite a handfull/mouthfull?
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Hogs win and I'm going to bed.
Night kids, enjoy your turkey.
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By the way, a hat tip to the person who linked to the Buzz Ballads 2 album earlier, I have finished assembling it with little to no cost to myself. I left the Creed song off, because, well...
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ok, maybe not, but its a pretty fantastic machine.
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Do you do the fucking? Or directing? Or what?
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And 5 is average? Huh. *The More You Know*
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