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    Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    He's downright hostile to the truth, and in turn to his own audience, whom he seems to regard as nothing but a lot of slack-jawed morons begging to be lied to.


    Is it at least possible that he's just an old fart with a lot of jumbled up memories who suffers from diahrrea of the mouth?

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    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    Maybe it's a little mean-spirited to bird-dog an old man's yarns in this way,


    Perhaps, but he is crocheting them into a blanket showing him wrestling Squeaky Fromme to the ground.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    This isn't as funny as the time Wilson confused Holland and Belgium during a speech.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    Joe Morgan believes that "hearsay" and "conjecture" are kinds of evidence.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    Steve Phillips immediately traded Joe Morgan's memories for two of Pedro Borbon's memories and a memory to be named later.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    This all happened right after the night when Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and threatened to melt his brain if he didn't ask Lorraine to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance...
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    Image of Donnie_Iris Donnie_Iris
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    I liked when Joe Morgan told the story about the time he went drinking with Bill Brasky.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/22/09

    @Donnie_Iris: *hic*


    TO BILL BRASKY!!!

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    Image of John-Quincy-Adams John-Quincy-Adams
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    "Maybe it's a little mean-spirited to bird-dog an old man's yarns in this way"


    I'd say that's about right. No one calls out "Emeritus" on all of his "I'm just some Midwestern yokel getting taken advantage of in New York City!" bullshit, so maybe just leave old, horrible Joe alone.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/22/09

    @John-Quincy-Adams: Mr. Q. Adams,


    As a man who died of an instantaneous cerebral hemorrhage, I'm appalled that you defend a serial offender who has caused millions of such incidents.

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    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    Joe Morgan was recently arrested for multiple DUI offenses while driving down Memory Lane.
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    Image of ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry
    06/22/09

    In reply to Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
    TO: tWWL
    From: Baseball fans the world over


    An Appeal
    FIRE JOE MORGAN ALREADY!! HE MAKES BOOMER LOOK PREPARED!
    Thank you.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/22/09

    @ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: I KNOW! And why can't we get a college football playoff system already?!!
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