Lindsay Lohan Is the Only Part of The Canyons That Isn't Horrible

The Canyons opens (and ends, over the closing credits) with photographs of abandoned, dilapidated movie theaters, which would be the world's most obvious metaphor if the film were actually competent enough to be about what it wants to be about. Director Paul Schrader (who should know better) and writer Bret Easton… » 8/05/13 11:00am 8/05/13 11:00am