Closerkkake: Those Guys Really, REALLY Like Florida

Florida and Oklahoma appear poised for a showdown in the BCS Championship. Florida dazzled previously-undefeated Alabama with an array of offensive speed and play-calling, set against the backdrop of a tandem suckoff by Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson. Last night was the first time I've heard two old guys come… » 12/07/08 10:00am 12/07/08 10:00am

CLOSERKKAKE! An All-Sports Recap So Good You'll Need To Wipe It Off…

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Ball State solved a lot of potential BCS bushwhacking when they shit the bed last night against Buffalo, 42-24. Quarterback Nate Davis, whose was climbing on NFL draft boards faster than Tom Cruise onto Katie Holmes (because he's short, see?), led the collapse with four fumbles and an interception.… » 12/06/08 10:15am 12/06/08 10:15am

The Closer: Fear The Awesome Hitting Might Of Mark Mulder

Notes from a day of baseball.
1. Mulder Gets A Little Raucous During Housewarming Party. When they said that the new Busch Stadium would be a pitcher's ballpark, we didn't know they meant it this way. Cardinals starter Mark Mulder clubbed his first career home run on Monday, right over the new Hardee's sign in right… » 4/11/06 11:00am 4/11/06 11:00am